Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - A Christmas Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> A Christmas Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: A Christmas Song Theme ID: 5065 Album: N/A Well,um it's the holiday season And Santas' been checkin' his list to see whos' been naughty or nice And I'm kinda feelin' guilty So I wrote a song So many presents, so little time Santa won't be coming By my house this year 'Cause I tried to drown my sister And I pierced my ear Oh mama made it perfectly clear Santa don't like bad boys Especially Jewish ones Skanif-kanof and Lego blocks Are what I desire So, why'd I have to set The pizza guy's hair on fire I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar So, no toys for me I don't deserve 'em I couldn't wait for a big wheel As the holiday neared But then I told my grandma That she had a beard (speaking) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is Why I can't be good It's a fear of intimacy You see, my whole life Whenever I've met someone really great like you and, I keep feeling I'm getting too close to them Something inside me Makes me want to screw it up So in a weird way The reason I'm so bad is because I love you so much Santa Rock 'em, Sock 'em robots Is what I was hopin' for But then I made a death threat To Vice President Gore Oh Santa won't be knockin' on my door 'Cause he's a big fat whore What made me say that!? Chutes and Ladders Would be so good indeed So why's I have to sell That cop a bag of weed So Santa please give me My Easy Bake Oven I swear I thought Billy goats Were made for lovin' So Santa won't you Accept my appoligies Santa can't you see I'm beggin' you please Oh Santa, next year I'll do you right Live from New York It's Saturday Night Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Billy Madisons Victory Song, Buddy, Buddy[Moving Train], Bum Biddy, Camp Granada, Chanukah Song, Chanukah Song (III), Chanukah Song Part 2, Chanukah Song Part II, Chanunak Song, Cock N Balls, Cool Guy 1, Cool Guy 2, Cool Guy 3, Cool Guy 4, Cool Guy 5, Cordurory Blues, Corduroy Blues, Crazy Love, Creapin On The Mayor, Dancin And Pantsin, Dancin And Pantsin, Dancing In The Dark(Saturday Night Live Edition), Daveys Song, Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot), Dip Doodle, Do It For Mama, Do It for Your Mama, Fatty mc gee, Fatty McGee, Fleiznavidad, Food Innuendo Guy, Food Inuendo Guy, Forgetful Lucy, Four year sold, Four Years Old, Gay Robot, Girl, Grow Old With You, Growin Old With You, Growing Old With You, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Song Part One, Hanukkah Song Part Two, Hot Water Burn Baby, I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment), I Like Small Butts, I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog, I Wanna Grow Old With You, I Will Go Back To School, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy