Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Corduroy Blues    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Corduroy Blues Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Corduroy Blues Theme ID: 5093 Album: N/A When I was a boy There was no limit on what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained no weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man And all that food frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone I'm too embarrassed to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see I believe it was my Daddy Who led to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy-ass" When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Momma's good moods They said eat this, they said eat that To stay skinny there was no chance And now when I walk I hear corduroy Even though I ain't wearing pants What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me (You fat fuck, you fat fuck) What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me (You fat fuck, you fat fuck) And all that ice cream I been eatin' lately My chins alone weigh 203 The diet starts tomorrow! I have a grapefruit for breakfast For lunch a bowl of white rice Dinnertime it's a saltless potato I ain't allowed no spice If this diet's gonna work Tonight I can't eat no more "Just go to sleep," I say to myself As I close the bedroom door Two in the morning, I wake up to piss My belly's hungry and achin' Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet Bring on the chips flavored with bacon What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother-fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Make a tub o' shit outta me And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately I shoulda bought stock in Sara Lee Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Fatty mc gee, Fatty McGee, Fleiznavidad, Food Innuendo Guy, Food Inuendo Guy, Forgetful Lucy, Four year sold, Four Years Old, Gay Robot, Girl, Grow Old With You, Growin Old With You, Growing Old With You, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Song Part One, Hanukkah Song Part Two, Hot Water Burn Baby, I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment), I Like Small Butts, I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog, I Wanna Grow Old With You, I Will Go Back To School, Im So Wasted, Im Not, Im So Wasted, Intervention Song, Joining The Cult, Kermet and Big Bird Stoned, Kermit And Big Bird Stoned, Leabing Song Part II, Let It Out, Davey, Linda Song, Listen into the radio, Listenin to the Radio, Listenin To The Radio, Lonesome Kicker, Long Ago, Love Stinks, Lunch Lady Land, Lunchlady Land, Masturbata, Medium Pace, Memor lane, Memory Lane, Mothers Day Song, Mothers Day Song, Moyda, Mr. Bake-O, Mr. Bake-O, Mr. Spindels Phone Call, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy