Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Theme ID: 5100 Album: N/A He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he'd be here at seven But it just hit 7:35 (already?) Here in Brockton, Mass., I got my thumb in my ass Mama's combing up a big beehive (Celtics) Where the fuck is he? Where the fuck is he? The bitch doesn't even bother calling Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally) I'm feeling kinda antsy Mama's getting fancy Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox) He said he'd be here at seven It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the ??stache, kid) Me lookin' like a sap In a wool knit cap Mama's next move is a bun (fuckin' Patriots) Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude) Where the fuck is he? (I couldn't find my fuckin' snowboots, pal) I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover) Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive) That stupid little punk He's probably fuckin' drunk I bet he drank a case Wanna pop him in the face right now Mama's eyebrow Wicked good Wicked good (Oh, GOD) Wicked good Wicked good (Fuck yeah) Wicked good Wicked good (Pisser?) Well my friend is still a no-show And I'm getting' fucking pissed (Why?) ??Cause I could've gone with Charlie In the side of his Harley Mama's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!) So I guess I ain't going out tonight ??Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced) But call the operator ??Cause one perm later Mama's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!) Where the fuck Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Four Years Old, Gay Robot, Girl, Grow Old With You, Growin Old With You, Growing Old With You, Hanukkah, Hanukkah Song Part One, Hanukkah Song Part Two, Hot Water Burn Baby, I Feel Pretty(Anger Managment), I Like Small Butts, I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog, I Wanna Grow Old With You, I Will Go Back To School, Im So Wasted, Im Not, Im So Wasted, Intervention Song, Joining The Cult, Kermet and Big Bird Stoned, Kermit And Big Bird Stoned, Leabing Song Part II, Let It Out, Davey, Linda Song, Listen into the radio, Listenin to the Radio, Listenin To The Radio, Lonesome Kicker, Long Ago, Love Stinks, Lunch Lady Land, Lunchlady Land, Masturbata, Medium Pace, Memor lane, Memory Lane, Mothers Day Song, Mothers Day Song, Moyda, Mr. Bake-O, Mr. Bake-O, Mr. Spindels Phone Call, Mr. Spindels Phone Call, My Little Chicken, Ode To My Car, Oh Mom..., Operaman, Pibb Goes Surfing, Pibb Tries The Skateboarding, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy