Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Lunch Lady Land    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Lunch Lady Land Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Lunch Lady Land Theme ID: 5142 Album: N/A Woke up in the morning. Put on my new plastic glove. Served some re-heated salsbury steak With a little slice of love. Got no clue what the chicken pot pie Is made of. Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out. I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout. I know you want seconds on the corn dogs, But there's no reason to shout. Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunch Lady Land. Well, yesterday's meatloaf Is today's sloppy joes And my breath reaks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose. In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true. Clouds made of carrots and peas. Mountains built of shepherd's pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese. But don't forget to return your trays And try to ignore my gum disease. No student can escape The magic of Lunch Lady Land. Oh.. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Navy beans. Hogies and grinders. Hogies and grinders. Navy beans. Navy beans. Meatloaf sandwich. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, *farting noise* joe. Well, ah, dreamt one mornin' That I woke up to see All the pepperoni pizza Was a-lookin' at me. It screamed, "Why do you Burn me and serve me up cold?" I said, "I got the spatula, Just do what you're told." Then the liver and onions Started joinin' the fight And the chocolate pudding Pushed me with all its might And the chop juey slapped me And it kicked me in the head. "It's called revenge, Lunch Lady," Said the garlic bread. I said, "What did I do to Make you all so mad?" They said, "You got flabby arms And your breath is bad." Then the green bean said, "You better run and hide." But then my friend, sloppy joe, Came and joined my side. He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady, The kids wouldn't eat ya. You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' 'Please to meet ya.' She gives you a purpose And she give you a goal. You should be kissin' her feet And kissin' her mole." Now, all the angry foods Just leave me alone And we all live together In a happy home Thanks to Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Yeah. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Come on. Sloppy joe. Slop, sloppy joe. Well, me and sloppy joe got married. We got six kids and we're doin' just fine Down in Lunch Lady Land Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Mr. Spindels Phone Call, Mr. Spindels Phone Call, My Little Chicken, Ode To My Car, Oh Mom..., Operaman, Pibb Goes Surfing, Pibb Tries The Skateboarding, Pickin Daisies, Pickin Daisies, Piece Of Shit Car, Pot Head Anthem, Read Hooded Sweatshirt, Red Hooded Sweatshirt, Right Field, Santa Song, Secret, She Comes Home To Me, Sid Alex, Sloppy Joe, Somebody Kill Me, Somebody Kill Me Please, Steve Polychronopolous, Stoned on Sesame Street, Sweat Beatrice, Sweet Beatrice, Technical Foul, Teenage Love On The Phone, Thanksgiving Song, The Adventures Of The Cow, The Amazing Willy Wanker, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Boss And The Secretary, The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon and The Valedictorian, The Buffoon The Dean of Admissions, The Buffoon The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah, The Chanukah Song, The Chanukah Song (ii), The Chanukah Song Part II, The Chanukah Song Part III, The Chanukah Song Pt 2, The Chanukah Song Pt 3, The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy