Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Mothers Day Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Mothers Day Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Mothers Day Song Theme ID: 5148 Album: N/A Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, q-tip your ear, Take off your sister's new brassiere. Watch pbs, not deputy dawg, Don't you eat that lincoln log. Oh mama i still don't believe It's true: the tooth fairy was you. No way! I love you maaaaaama, More than than paaaastrama, Way more than jeffrey daaaahma, Even more than my nfl paaaaajamas. Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean. Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his juggs magazine. Stop your jumping, You'll break the bed. Don't you fill up On the bread. Take those Take those (trying to read cue card) Take ... carrots out of your nose, That's not a hat that's pantyhose. Don't play baseball in your suit, That magnum pi's very cute. Don't forget vick's vapor-rub, Stop masturbating in the tub. Thanks for making corn beef hash, And putting powder on my rash. (so much better.) I love you maaaaaama, More than golf with arnold paaaaalmaaaa, More than yellow moons in lucky chaaaaamaaaas, Def leppard's drummer only had one aaaaaaamaaa. Oh, mrs. nealon, yes it's true, Kevin's gonna sing to you. Come on kevin. I love you maaaaaama Come on, keep goin'. More than films by brian depaaaaalmaaaa. Thanks for being my date to the praaaaamaaaa. Thanks for writing that note to the draft Board that said i was gay so i got out Of vietnaaaamaaa. Mom your way better than the world trade center baaaaamaaaa. Who's name by the way is mohamed salaaaamaaa. I love you even more than richard gere loves the dali laaaaahmaaa. And richard gere was also good in "sommersby", Which was a melodraaaamaa. Oh, all you moms out there oughta know, We kids love you so. Have a happy mother's day. Thank you very much! Thank you! Adam saaaandlaaa. Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Pibb Goes Surfing, Pibb Tries The Skateboarding, Pickin Daisies, Pickin Daisies, Piece Of Shit Car, Pot Head Anthem, Read Hooded Sweatshirt, Red Hooded Sweatshirt, Right Field, Santa Song, Secret, She Comes Home To Me, Sid Alex, Sloppy Joe, Somebody Kill Me, Somebody Kill Me Please, Steve Polychronopolous, Stoned on Sesame Street, Sweat Beatrice, Sweet Beatrice, Technical Foul, Teenage Love On The Phone, Thanksgiving Song, The Adventures Of The Cow, The Amazing Willy Wanker, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Boss And The Secretary, The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon and The Valedictorian, The Buffoon The Dean of Admissions, The Buffoon The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah, The Chanukah Song, The Chanukah Song (ii), The Chanukah Song Part II, The Chanukah Song Part III, The Chanukah Song Pt 2, The Chanukah Song Pt 3, The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy