Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Santa Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Santa Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Santa Song Theme ID: 5168 Album: N/A So many presents, So little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos i tried to drown my sister and i pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don't like bad boys...especially jewish ones. Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that i desire, So why did i have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire, I told him i was sorry, I'm a liar, So no toys for me...i don't deserve them. I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared, But then i told my grandma that she had a beard. Dear santa, I know what my problem is, why i can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life whenever i've met someone really great like you and I keep feeling like i'm getting close to them, something inside me makes Me want to screw it up. so in a weird way the reason i'm so bad is because I love you santa. Rock-em sock-em robots is what i was hoping for, But then i made a death threat to vice president gore, Oh santa won't be knocking on my door, 'cos he's a big fat whore...what made me say that? Chutes and ladders would be so good indeed, So why'd i have to sell that cop a bag of weed, So santa please give me that easy bake oven, I swear i thought billy goats we're made for lovin'. So santa won't you accept my apologies, Santa can't you see i'm begging you please, Oh santa next year i'll do you right, Live from new york it's saturday night... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Technical Foul, Teenage Love On The Phone, Thanksgiving Song, The Adventures Of The Cow, The Amazing Willy Wanker, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Boss And The Secretary, The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon and The Valedictorian, The Buffoon The Dean of Admissions, The Buffoon The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah, The Chanukah Song, The Chanukah Song (ii), The Chanukah Song Part II, The Chanukah Song Part III, The Chanukah Song Pt 2, The Chanukah Song Pt 3, The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Grandma Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hannukah Song, The Hanukkah Song, The Hypnotist, The lone some kicker, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The Longest Pee Ever, The Mayor Of Pussytown, The Mule Session, The New Chanukah Song, The Peeper, The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie, The Respect Chant, The Taliban Can, The thanks giving song, The Thanksgiving Song, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Theyre All Gunna Laugh At You, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy