Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Sid Alex    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Sid Alex Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Sid Alex Theme ID: 5171 Album: N/A (telephone rings) I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today? Nothing special. Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids gave me a tie and some socks, terrific. That's awesome, man. Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow. (Gasp) Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. What is it? It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow. Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. Can I ride it? Can I eat it? Nope. Can I fuck it? Ahaha, no. Can it fuck me? No. Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave? No. Can it blow me? No.... Is it something I can blow? No... Can I fuck it? You already asked me that... If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck? I don't think so... Fair enough... If I sit on it for a while, will I cum? Noooo.... Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with? Sid! No! If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined? I think... Does it sweat? Noo... Is it something that can be used like... a pussy? That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it... My bad... Does it get big if you touch it? No... Does it get hard if you touch it? Nooo... If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad? Look, you can't blow it, man, we already talked about that... Right, okay... let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with just this item... am I getting a rim job? NO! Can I fuck it? NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster! Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster this weekend? Don't mind if i doo doo.... Hahaha, oh, Alex Hahaha, oh, Sid... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Adventures Of The Cow, The Amazing Willy Wanker, The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver, The Beating Of A High School Janitor, The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By, The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher, The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher, The Boss And The Secretary, The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon and The Valedictorian, The Buffoon The Dean of Admissions, The Buffoon The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah, The Chanukah Song, The Chanukah Song (ii), The Chanukah Song Part II, The Chanukah Song Part III, The Chanukah Song Pt 2, The Chanukah Song Pt 3, The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Grandma Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hannukah Song, The Hanukkah Song, The Hypnotist, The lone some kicker, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The Longest Pee Ever, The Mayor Of Pussytown, The Mule Session, The New Chanukah Song, The Peeper, The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie, The Respect Chant, The Taliban Can, The thanks giving song, The Thanksgiving Song, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Theyre All Gunna Laugh At You, Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go), Toll Booth Willie, Toll Booth Willy, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy