Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - Sweet Beatrice    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> Sweet Beatrice Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: Sweet Beatrice Theme ID: 5178 Album: N/A Hangin' with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store," Be back at quarter to four "Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore Hangin' out at Studio 54 Break-dancin' on the slick, brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle-tooth boar Who couldn't breathe right since the Vietnam War Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor And went camping with Eva Gabor She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And, she's coming home I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and the downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmallow s'more Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either/or, neither/nor She'll share it with your Labrador She can run faster than a blazing meteor Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend Eeyore Can make a pipe out of an apple core That's a trick she learned from Roberto Parrish Down in Ecuador You know why? She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home Well, for sure, she opened the door Whipped out a three-foot fishing lure Sexually, that made me feel insecure Like the time I was a roadie On Elton John's tour She said "Let's go catch some Piscatore!" I said "Beatrice, you don't eat fish no more" She said "By G-d, you're right!" So we took ourselves a snore And when we woke up 10 hours later We made "Love Du Jour" She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she came home She likes to clean out the attic every now and then She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way to small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell nobody I'm afraid of birds and spiders Well, Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice Bea-Bea-Bea-Beatrice And she loves Pat Summerall Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Boss And The Secretary, The Buffoon and The Dean Of Admissions, The Buffoon and The Valedictorian, The Buffoon The Dean of Admissions, The Buffoon The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah, The Chanukah Song, The Chanukah Song (ii), The Chanukah Song Part II, The Chanukah Song Part III, The Chanukah Song Pt 2, The Chanukah Song Pt 3, The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Grandma Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hannukah Song, The Hanukkah Song, The Hypnotist, The lone some kicker, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The Longest Pee Ever, The Mayor Of Pussytown, The Mule Session, The New Chanukah Song, The Peeper, The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie, The Respect Chant, The Taliban Can, The thanks giving song, The Thanksgiving Song, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Theyre All Gunna Laugh At You, Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go), Toll Booth Willie, Toll Booth Willy, Tollbooth Willie, Uses Of The Word Fuck, Voodoo, Welcome My Son, What The Hell Happened To Me, You Spin Me Right Round, Zittly Van Zittles, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy