Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - The Adventures Of The Cow    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> The Adventures Of The Cow Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: The Adventures Of The Cow Theme ID: 5182 Album: N/A "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground" [Plane sounds] [M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:] Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:] Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:] Moow [Thud] "And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries" [Cow opening paper bag] [Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr "And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] "And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on" [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [Cow:] Moo [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call" [Tennis ball being hit] [Farmer:] That was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke" [Phone rings, cow picks it up] [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Hi, I'm a famous actor [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Why don't I make reservations? [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] And why don't I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] Take that fatty [Cow:] Mrr [Slams down phone] "And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle" [Car sounds] [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:] Oooh [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Buffoon The Valedictorian, The Chanuka Song, The Chanukah, The Chanukah Song, The Chanukah Song (ii), The Chanukah Song Part II, The Chanukah Song Part III, The Chanukah Song Pt 2, The Chanukah Song Pt 3, The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Grandma Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hannukah Song, The Hanukkah Song, The Hypnotist, The lone some kicker, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The Longest Pee Ever, The Mayor Of Pussytown, The Mule Session, The New Chanukah Song, The Peeper, The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie, The Respect Chant, The Taliban Can, The thanks giving song, The Thanksgiving Song, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Theyre All Gunna Laugh At You, Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go), Toll Booth Willie, Toll Booth Willy, Tollbooth Willie, Uses Of The Word Fuck, Voodoo, Welcome My Son, What The Hell Happened To Me, You Spin Me Right Round, Zittly Van Zittles, Ant Rap, Friend or Foe, Goody Two Shoes, Pussn Boots, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy