Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - The Buffoon and The Valedictorian    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> The Buffoon and The Valedictorian Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: The Buffoon and The Valedictorian Theme ID: 5191 Album: N/A "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement." Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!" Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly." Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!" Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?" Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin' head off." Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing process." Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head." Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it." [Buffoon eating popcorn] Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it." [Buffoon continues to eat popcorn] Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank." Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin' mind!" Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis. Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!" Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food digested or that person's internal metabolism." Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl." [Gets out of the car] Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion." [Buffoon walking away] "I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future rondevue." Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!" Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun." [Buffoon continues to walk away] Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Chaunaka Song (Part 3), The Cheerleader, The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Girl, The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman, The Goat, The Goat Song, The Grandma Song, The Hannukah Oing, The Hannukah Song, The Hanukkah Song, The Hypnotist, The lone some kicker, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The Longest Pee Ever, The Mayor Of Pussytown, The Mule Session, The New Chanukah Song, The Peeper, The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie, The Respect Chant, The Taliban Can, The thanks giving song, The Thanksgiving Song, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Theyre All Gunna Laugh At You, Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go), Toll Booth Willie, Toll Booth Willy, Tollbooth Willie, Uses Of The Word Fuck, Voodoo, Welcome My Son, What The Hell Happened To Me, You Spin Me Right Round, Zittly Van Zittles, Ant Rap, Friend or Foe, Goody Two Shoes, Pussn Boots, Stand and Deliver, Take Good Care Of Her, Go Slit Your Wrists, Im In Love (And Its Not With You), Jessi, Breaking The Connection, Burial, Burning Bridges, Defeat The Purpose, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy