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Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler
Music Title/Track: The Chanukah Song Pt 2
Theme ID: 5200
Album: N/A


time to take out the menorahs

put on your yarmulke
it's time for Chanukah
so much funukah
to celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is a festival of lights
instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights
so when you feel the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree
here's a new list of people who are Jewish
just like you and me

Winona Ryder
drinks Manischewitz wine
then spins a dreidel
with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline

guess who gives and recieves
loads of Chanukah toys
the girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish
Courtney Love is half too
put them together
what a funky bad-ass Jew

we got Harvey Keitel
and flash dancer Jennifer Beals
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
and yes her boobs are real

put on that yarmulke
it's time for Chanukah
two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah
celebrates Chanukah

OJ Simpson
still not a jew
but guess who is
the guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

Bob Dylan was born a Jew
then he wasn't but now he's back
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
cuz we're pretty good in the sack

Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed
on the PGA tour
no i'm not talking about Tiger Woods
i'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore

so many Jews are in the show biz
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
but my mother thinks he is

tell that Daryl Lamonaka.
it's time to celebrate Chanukah
it's not pronounced CHA-nukah
the C is silent in Chaunkah
so read your hooked on phonicahs
get drunk in tiajuanakah
if you really really wannakah
have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah
happy Chaunkah


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