Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - The Chanukah Song Pt 3    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> The Chanukah Song Pt 3 Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: The Chanukah Song Pt 3 Theme ID: 5201 Album: N/A Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents? Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights! But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you, so here comes number three! Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing, So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing! Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy, Maybe they should have called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie! We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller, and Jack Black, Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back! (Just kidding, Tommy!.) We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe, But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! Rob Schneider: I'm Jewish!?!?! Drei-Dels: Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah... Rob Schneider: The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukah! Adam Sandler: Tiny Elvis everybody.Tiny Elvis.Schneider, I didn't even know you were jewish. Rob Schneider: I'm a filipino jew.In fact, i'm going home right now to light the first pig. Adam sandler: okay, get going. Osama bin Laden... The Driedels: BOO! Not a big fan of the Jews! Well maybe that's because he lost the figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes! (Her mama's Jewish.) Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets with such precision, but one thing they could not get out of... Their painful circumcision! Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish, But a full-time Oscar winner, Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too, And I'd like to put more in her! Whoo! There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell, Beck, and Paula Abdul, Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school! Hey! Natalie Portmanika It's time to celebrate Chanukah, I hope I get an Abtronica On this joyful, joyful Chanukah, So get a high colonika And soil your long-johnnakahs If you really, really wannakah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!" Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Hanukkah Song, The Hypnotist, The lone some kicker, The Lonesome Kicker, The Longest Pee, The Longest Pee Ever, The Mayor Of Pussytown, The Mule Session, The New Chanukah Song, The Peeper, The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie, The Respect Chant, The Taliban Can, The thanks giving song, The Thanksgiving Song, The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler, Theyre All Gunna Laugh At You, Three Cheers For Ottawa (Go Leafs Go), Toll Booth Willie, Toll Booth Willy, Tollbooth Willie, Uses Of The Word Fuck, Voodoo, Welcome My Son, What The Hell Happened To Me, You Spin Me Right Round, Zittly Van Zittles, Ant Rap, Friend or Foe, Goody Two Shoes, Pussn Boots, Stand and Deliver, Take Good Care Of Her, Go Slit Your Wrists, Im In Love (And Its Not With You), Jessi, Breaking The Connection, Burial, Burning Bridges, Defeat The Purpose, Filled With Shame, Forgotten, Fuck You, Goodbye, It Dies Today, Molotov Solution, Picking Myself Up, Raping The Willing, Self-Inflicted Stagnation, The Bleeding Heart Theory, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy