Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - The Mule Session    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> The Mule Session Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: The Mule Session Theme ID: 5219 Album: N/A My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!) Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got But I've got my mule He's a very, very nice mule He walks with me home from school Cause he's a very, very nice mule When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel But now he prefers to dine on his own stool He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul Cause he's a very, very pious mule When he sees a picture of a carrot he has a tendency to druel On Halloween he tries to scare me by dressing up as a ghoul He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel Cause he's a very, very Old school mule A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool When I break down on the side of the road he shows up with unleaded fuel He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul And also approves of the recent makeover of former folkie Jewel (coughing) When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated he just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool' Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule (snoring) Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over! After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel', no it's 'Hound Dog' I was just kidding you Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Toll Booth Willie, Toll Booth Willy, Tollbooth Willie, Uses Of The Word Fuck, Voodoo, Welcome My Son, What The Hell Happened To Me, You Spin Me Right Round, Zittly Van Zittles, Ant Rap, Friend or Foe, Goody Two Shoes, Pussn Boots, Stand and Deliver, Take Good Care Of Her, Go Slit Your Wrists, Im In Love (And Its Not With You), Jessi, Breaking The Connection, Burial, Burning Bridges, Defeat The Purpose, Filled With Shame, Forgotten, Fuck You, Goodbye, It Dies Today, Molotov Solution, Picking Myself Up, Raping The Willing, Self-Inflicted Stagnation, The Bleeding Heart Theory, This Is Real, Virus, When It Rains, It Pours, Within A Dream, Die Alte Damen Der Saumlnger Und Die Spatzen, Die Alte Damen, Der SNger Und Die Spatzen, Die Reise Zu Dir, Diese Welt Ist Ein Jahrmarkt, Es Geht Eine Traene Auf Reisen, Gottseidank Jetzt Bist Du Da, Gute Reise, Gwendolina, Gwendolina (mon Amour Sors De Chez Toi), Komm In Mein Boot, Leih Mir Eine Melodie, Petit Bonheur, Quand Les Roses, Rosalie, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy