Song Lyrics Adam Sandler - The New Chanukah Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Adam Sandler Singer Lyrics [Adam Sandler other resources]>> The New Chanukah Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Adam Sandler Music Title/Track: The New Chanukah Song Theme ID: 5220 Album: N/A Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights So when you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me Winona Ryder drinks Manachevett's wine Then spins a dreidel with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravits is half Jewish Courtney Love is half, too Put them together What a funky, bad-ass Jew! We got Harvey Keitel And flash dancer Jennifer Bill Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish And, yes, her boobs are real Put on that yarmulke It's time for Chanukah Two time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffmonica celebrates Chanukah OJ Simpson, still not a Jew But guess who is The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo Bob Dylon was born a Jew Then he wasn't, but now he's back Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'Cause we're pretty good in the sack Guess who got barmitzvahhed on the PGA Tour No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods I'm talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore So many Jews are in the showbiz Bruce Springstein isn't Jewish But my mother thinks he is Tell that ho Lamonica It's time to celebrate Chanukah It's not pronounced CH-anukah The C is silent in Chanukah So read your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tiajuanica If you really, really wannaca Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukah Hapyy Chanukah! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Toll Booth Willy, Tollbooth Willie, Uses Of The Word Fuck, Voodoo, Welcome My Son, What The Hell Happened To Me, You Spin Me Right Round, Zittly Van Zittles, Ant Rap, Friend or Foe, Goody Two Shoes, Pussn Boots, Stand and Deliver, Take Good Care Of Her, Go Slit Your Wrists, Im In Love (And Its Not With You), Jessi, Breaking The Connection, Burial, Burning Bridges, Defeat The Purpose, Filled With Shame, Forgotten, Fuck You, Goodbye, It Dies Today, Molotov Solution, Picking Myself Up, Raping The Willing, Self-Inflicted Stagnation, The Bleeding Heart Theory, This Is Real, Virus, When It Rains, It Pours, Within A Dream, Die Alte Damen Der Saumlnger Und Die Spatzen, Die Alte Damen, Der SNger Und Die Spatzen, Die Reise Zu Dir, Diese Welt Ist Ein Jahrmarkt, Es Geht Eine Traene Auf Reisen, Gottseidank Jetzt Bist Du Da, Gute Reise, Gwendolina, Gwendolina (mon Amour Sors De Chez Toi), Komm In Mein Boot, Leih Mir Eine Melodie, Petit Bonheur, Quand Les Roses, Rosalie, Rosalie, Cest La Vie, Other Adam Sandler song Lyrics 50 Ways To Get Bin Laden Lyrics 7 Foot Man Lyrics A Christmas Song Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics Assistant Principals Big Day Lyrics At A Medium Pace Lyrics At The Mall (Whitey) Lyrics Baby Got Jack Lyrics Back 2 School Lyrics Bad boy friend Lyrics Bad Boyfriend Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Adam the Ants Lyrics Adam Wade Lyrics Adam Wilson Lyrics Adamantium Lyrics Adamo Lyrics Adamo Salvatore Lyrics Adams Bryan Lyrics Bryan Adams Lyrics Adams Oleta Lyrics Adams Ryan Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy