Song Lyrics Afroman The - Colt 45    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Afroman The Singer Lyrics>> Colt 45 Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Afroman The Music Title/Track: Colt 45 Theme ID: 7985 Album: N/A wait a minute man check this out man tell it it was this blind man right? it was this blind man right? he was feeling his way down this street with this stick right? hey, he walked past this fish market you know what I'm saying? fish market? he stop he took a deep breath he said (breath) Woo! good monin' ladies! You like that shit man? that pretty good! Yah but I got a gang of that shit man! I tell you what, man on tha gitar' hey fool on the drum hey every body crowd 'round while I tell ya all these mother fuckin' jokes first let me start it off like this hey help me sing it home boy Come On! Say a colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the bar count the dawgs smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong say it takes from here to Hong Kong so Roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stilfs feelin' high as hell flyin' through Pondale skatin' on beggin' riffs so roll roll the 83' cadillac coup de ville if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell i bet my caddy will well it was just sun down in a small white town they call it eastside pondale well!? When the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sell Hell!? I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's when I met a little girl named Jan Jan?! I let her ride in my caddi 'cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the klu klux klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro then I fucked to the left Left! fucked to the right Right! she sucked my dick till the shit turned white I thought to myself Sheba Sheba! got my ass lookin' like a zebra I put on my clothes and I was on my way until her daddy pulled up in his Chevrolet an' so I ran I jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 x 4 ohh! He beat me to the left He beat me to the right that mother fucker whooped my ass all night! but I ain't mad at her predjudice dad thats the best damn pussy I ever had I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine lemme fuck that bitch just one more time colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need Come on we can go to the bar count the dawgs smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong say it takes from here to Hong Kong so Roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stilfs feelin' high as hell flyin' through Pondale skatin' on beggin' riffs Come On so roll roll the 83' cadillac coup de ville if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell i bet my caddy will I met this lady in Hollywood she had green hair but DAMN she looked good! I took her to my house 'cuz she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine I met this lady from Japan never made love with an African I fucked her once Once! I fucked her twice Twice! I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya Tell Ya! met a woman in the heart of Australia had a big butt and big titties too so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo See I met this woman from HAWAII! stuck it in her ass and she said AIII!! Lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch met Corn Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky she said I brought some chicken if you just fuck me I came in her mouth it was a Crisis I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the bar count the dawgs smoke that tumble weed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong say it takes from here to Hong Kong Hey wait a minute man check this out I met Dolly Parten in Tennesee her titties were filled with henicee that country music really drove me crazy but i rode that ass and said Yes! Miss Daisy! Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again Met a real black girl down in South Carolina fucked her till she turned to a white Albina' Fucked this Hooker in Iowa I fucked her on credit so I owe her fucked this girl down in Georgia Came in her mouth Man! I thought I told Ya! Met this beautiful Sexy hoe She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico Fine young thing Said her name's Maria I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'm a cry when she get deported colt 45 and two zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the bar count the dawgs smoke that tumble weed and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong say it takes from here to Hong Kong hey wait a minute man have you ever went over a girl you sought to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good?! SAY WHAT?! I mean you gettin' upset 'cuz you can't get her wet plus you're in the wrong neighborhood so you try to play it off and eat the pussy but it take her so long to cumb SAY WHAT!? then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend and he asks you where you from so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain you start talking real fast but already mad cuz you fucking his wife so he start beating on your ass now your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody your dick was hard but now its soft WHAT! you thought you had a girl to rock your world now you still gotta go jack off Say a Colt 45 and two zig zags Baby thats all we need (Fades into background Related Lyrics Random lyrics: G.S.T., G.s.t., Get You Freak On, Givin Up This Good Thing, Gonna Love You Right, He Said, She Said, Heat Of The Moment, Honey, Honey (Oh How I Need You), How Could You Leave, How Did He Love You, How Do You Tell The One, I Like It Like That, Kicking It, Love By Day, Love By Night, Loves Been So Nice, My Only Woman, No Better Love, Not Enough Hours In The Night, One Night, Ready Or Not, Sara Smile, Sarah Smile, Save It Up, Sayonara, Sprung On It, Taking My Time, Til You Do Me Right, Truly Something Special, What U R 2 Me, Confess Your Beauty, Crying Don Mclean, Dont Betray Me, Dont Betray Me, European Things, European Things Hommage A Frank Zappa, Madrigal Love Part One, Madrigal Love Part Two, Madrigal Love Part Two Over Every Sea, Shinin, Shinin To The Powers Of Fairyland, To Black, la dolce vita, Beautiful Emptiness, Beneath, Between Love & Fire, Beyond Me, Black Tomb, Blind Pain, Digital Deceit, Other Afroman The song Lyrics Because I Got High Lyrics Crazy Rap Lyrics Other Artists After 7 Lyrics After Crying Lyrics after dark Lyrics After Forever Lyrics After Image Lyrics After The Fall Lyrics After The Fire Lyrics After The Flesh Lyrics After U Lyrics Afterburn Inc Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy