Song Lyrics Alan - Camp Granada    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Alan Singer Lyrics>> Camp Granada Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Alan Music Title/Track: Camp Granada Theme ID: 12010 Album: N/A Camp Granada (COMEDY) Hello Mudda, hello Fadda, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy; He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner. All the counselors hate the waiters, And the lake has alligators, And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses". Now I don't want this should it scare ya, But my bunk mate has malaria. You remember Jeffrey Hardy, They're about to organize a searching party. Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda, Take me home, I hate Granada! Don't leave me in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise, Or mess the house with other boys. Oh, please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day. Dearest Father, darling Mother, How's my precious little brother? Let me come home if you miss me, I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, gals are sailing. Playing baseball, gee that's betta, Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Blues Man The, Chaain That Neon Rainbow, Chasin That Neon Rainbow, Chatahoochie, Chattachoochie, Chattahochee, Dancin All Around It, Designated Drinker (Alan Jackson with George Strait), Dont Close Your Eyes, Dont Rock The Jukebox, Drive, Drive ( For Daddy Gene), God Bless Texas, House With No Curtains, Hurtin Comes Easy, I Dont Even Know Your Name, I Dont Need the Booze, I Dont Need The Booze (To Get A Buzz On, I Dont Need The Booze To Get A Buzz On, Ill Go On Lovin You, Im Work In Progress, Id Love You All Over Again, If Dallas Was In Tennesse, If French Fries Were Fat Free, If I Could Make a Living, If It Aint One Thing Its You, If You Dont Wanna See Santa Claus Cry, Ill Go On Lovin You, Ill Try, Its Five OClock Somewhere, Its About Time You Learned About Goodbye, Its Five OClock Somewhere (W/ Jimmy Buffett), Its Time You Learned About Goodbye, Its 5 Oclock Somewhere, Its Alright To Be A Redneck, Its Time You Learned About Goodbye, Itty Bitty, Just Go On, Just Playin Possum, Kiss An Angel Good Mornin, Kiss An Angel Good Mornin, Lets Get Back to You and Me, Livin On Love, Love Like That, Love Song, Loves Got a Hold on You, Margaritaville (with Jimmy Buffett), Meat Potato Man, Mind Your Own Business, Murder On Music Row, Other Alan song Lyrics Prendiendo Fuego Lyrics Si Pudiera Volar Lyrics Other Artists Alan Dale Lyrics Alan Jackson and Don Sampson Lyrics Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett Lyrics Alan Jackson F/ Alison Krauss Lyrics Alan Jackson F/ George Strait Lyrics Alan Jackson F/ Jimmy Buffett Lyrics Alan Jackson F/ Keith Whitley Lyrics Alan Jay Lerner Lyrics Alan Jay Lerner and Julie Anthony Lyrics Alan Jay Lerner and Lesmana Indra Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy