Song Lyrics Alan Parson Project, The - Sects Therapy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Alan Parson Project, The Singer Lyrics [Alan Parson Project, The other resources]>> Sects Therapy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Alan Parson Project, The Music Title/Track: Sects Therapy Theme ID: 12250 Album: N/A A health warning on some possible pitfalls of psychology Lead vocal: frankie howerd I was lonely and depressed Having fled the family home When i met an old acquaintance I had only barely known And i told her over tea Of my worries and my woes And a morbid fear of eating beans In tightly fitting clothes And she said psychoanalysis was just the thing for me And she knew a mayfair analyst i really ought to see So i went round to his rooms And he saw me right away Though he asked a sum of money i could ill afford to pay But i lay down on the couch By a bowl of flaccid flowers And i talked and talked and talked and talked For hours and hours and hours And he told me tales of oedipus with great authority And he asked me if my mother Wore stiletto heels and rubber And i realised that this poor soul Was more confused than me Well the shock was so profound That i fled into the strand Where i saw a hare krishna group And joined in with the band This was just the life for me Free of worldly goods and care And i chanted and i ranted Round and round trafalgar square I converted tens of thousands and they joined us then and there But the bagwan was so jealous That he called me over zealous Then he threw me out When i refused to cut off all my hair (dr. ruth, dr. ruth, why not write to dr. ruth?) So i wrote to dr. ruth And she helpfully proposed I should join a nudist colony And throw away my clothes All that sun upon my flesh Would set my libido free And would guarentee much more of it Whatever 'it' may be But i don't feel that i was quite equipped for such a life Fair of skin just like my sisters Too much sun would give me blisters So i think i'll turn the whole thing in And go home to the wife Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Step By Step, Stereotomy, Stereotomy Two, Take The Money And Run, The Cask Of Amontillado, The Eagle Will Rise Again, The Raven, The Real World, The Ring, The Same Old Sun, The Tell-tale Heart, The Three Of Me, The Turn Of A Friendly Card (part 1), The Turn Of A Friendly Card (part 2), The Voice, There But For The Grace Of God, Time, To One Paradise, Too Close To The Sun, Too Late, Turn It Up, Upper Me, Vulture Culture, What Goes Up..., When, Winding Me Up, Wine From The Water, You Dont Believe, You Lie Down With Dogs, You Wont Be There, Youre Gonna Get Your Fingers Burned, Youre On Your Own, (The System Of) Doctor Tarr And Professor Fether, A Dream Within A Dream (Instrumental), Ammonia Avenue, Beaujolais, Breakdown, Cant Take It With You, Children Of The Moon, Closer To Heaven eric Woolfson, Closer To Heaven {eric Woolfson}, Damned If I Do lenny Zakatek, Damned If I Do {lenny Zakatek}, Dancing On A High Wire, Day After Day (The Show Must Go On), Days Are Numbers (The Traveller), Dont Hold Back {clare Torry, Dont Hold Back {clare Torry}, Dont Let It Show, Games People Play, Other Alan Parson Project, The song Lyrics (the System Of) Doctor Tarr And Professor Fether Lyrics Ammonia Avenue Lyrics Back Against The Wall Lyrics Beaujolais Lyrics Blown By The Wind Lyrics Blue Blue Sky I Lyrics Blue Blue Sky Ii Lyrics Brother Up In Heaven Lyrics Cant Take It With You Lyrics Children Of The Moon Lyrics Closer To Heaven Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Alan Parsons Project, The Lyrics Alan Parsons Project Lyrics Alan Sherman Lyrics Alan Sorrenti Lyrics Alana Dante Lyrics Davis Alana Lyrics Alana Davis Lyrics Alanis Lyrics Alanis Morisette Lyrics Alanis Morissete Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy