Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - Crazy Downtown    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> Crazy Downtown Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: Crazy Downtown Theme ID: 16591 Album: N/A (Parody of "Downtown" by Petula Clark) Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers go downtown. Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm And watch the late late show uptown. Cause when you kids are gone we get to spend some time alone here That's our only chance to use the bathtub or the phone here When you're away Besides, we're stuck where we are Because you kids took our money, you kids took our car and went Downtown, where can you possibly Downtown, it's twenty after three Downtown, what do you mean by, "Let's fruck"? You don't come home till 4 AM cause you're roaming In the streets somewhere, downtown. We would feel swell if only someone would tell us What goes on down there, downtown. But every time we ask you what you're doing after dark there You just say that you were frucking to Petula Clark there That's what I mean So, kids, give your folks a break Because you're driving us crazy, we sit here all night and take Pill town, swallowing pills so we'll Calm down, counting the hours you're Downtown, you and your fruck and your slop. While we're lying there we try to watch the television Then you call us up and say you've had a slight collision There goes the car Besides that you've been arrested So we've got to get up, and we've got to get dressed and go Downtown, borrow a car and go Downtown, that's where you are, you finks, Downtown, wait 'till I get you kids home. (Spoken) There'll be no more frucking, no swing, no jerk, no mashed potato, no slop! And you know what else? You're gonna stay home tonight, and your mother and I are going downtown and we're going to dance the tango, and the waltz, and the foxtrot, and we're gonna do the bunny hop. That's a nice dance! And there'll be no more frucking! Is that quite clear? NO MORE FRUCKING! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh (a Letter From Camp), Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (a Letter From Camp), Heres To The Crabgrass, Holiday For States, Hungarian Goulash No 5, I Cant Dance, I See Bones, If I Were A Tishman, Its A Most Unusual Play, Its a Most Unusual Play, J C Cohen, Kiss Of Myer, Little Butterball, Lotsa Luck, Me, Mexican Hat Dance, My Aunt Minnie, No Ones Perfect, One Hippopotami, Peyton Place Usa, Pills, Plan Ahead, Pop Hates The Beatles, Rat Fink, Ride Of Paul Revere, Secret Code, Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max, Shine On Harvey Bloom, Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other, Signs, Skin, Spanish Flea, Strange Things In My Soup, That Old Back Scratcher, The Bronx Bird Watcher, The Drinking Mans Diet, The Dropouts March, The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song, The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The Presid, The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March, The Painless Dentist Song, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Togetherness, Turn Back The Clock, Westchester Hadassah, When I Was A Lad, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy