Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - Heres To The Crabgrass    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> Heres To The Crabgrass Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: Heres To The Crabgrass Theme ID: 16605 Album: N/A Here's To The Crabgrass Here's to the crabgrass, Here's to the mortgage, In fact, here's to Suburbia. Lay down your briefcase, Far from the rat race, Where nothing can disturb ya. Uncomplicated, It's what we waited For so long in this city. Come let us go there, Live like Thoreau there, A life of sweet simplicity. Did you set the thermostat? No, I don't know where it's at. Tuesday the Cub Scouts meet again. Walk the dog and cut the grass, Take the kids to dancing class, Jim's Little League got beat again. Can't keep a maid here, No matter what they're paid here, The place has bad publicity. Why did we move here? Don't you remember? To live in sweet simplicity. Here's to mosquitos, Clam dip and Fritos, To golf and bridge and scuba there. Men wearing knee pants, Women in Capri pants, Discussing what's with Cuba there. Each big appliance Treats you with defiance, Until it finally falls apart. Call the repairman, In a week he's there, man, To knock your kitchen walls apart. Tommy's got a bloody nose, Gotta fix the garden hose. Book Of The Month Club came today. Didn't read the last one yet. Yes you did, but you forget. Oh well, they're all the same today. Here's Mrs. Ritter, She's the baby sitter. Tonight we're going joyously Back to the city, Where life is gay and witty, Back to the noise there, That everyone enjoys there. Back to the crush there, Hurry let us rush there, Back to the rat race, Don't forget your briefcase, Back in the groove there, Say why don't we move there. Away from all of this Sweet simplicity Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lotsa Luck, Me, Mexican Hat Dance, My Aunt Minnie, No Ones Perfect, One Hippopotami, Peyton Place Usa, Pills, Plan Ahead, Pop Hates The Beatles, Rat Fink, Ride Of Paul Revere, Secret Code, Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max, Shine On Harvey Bloom, Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other, Signs, Skin, Spanish Flea, Strange Things In My Soup, That Old Back Scratcher, The Bronx Bird Watcher, The Drinking Mans Diet, The Dropouts March, The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song, The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The Presid, The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March, The Painless Dentist Song, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Togetherness, Turn Back The Clock, Westchester Hadassah, When I Was A Lad, Wont You Come Home Disraeli, You Need An Analyst, You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy