Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - I See Bones    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> I See Bones Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: I See Bones Theme ID: 16609 Album: N/A I See Bones The doctor was looking at the X-ray And I asked him, "What do you see?" And he kept on looking at the X-ray As he said in French to me: "I see bones. I see gizzards and bones, And a few kidney stones Among the lovely bones. I see hips And fourteen paper clips, Three asparagus tips Among the lovely bones. I see things in your peritoneum That belong in the British Museum. I see your spine, And your spine looks divine. It's exactly like mine. Now doesn't that seem strange. And in case you use pay telephones There's two dollars in change, Among your lovely bones. Oh hello there, Nurse. Come over here and look at this X-ray. It's really remarkable. Look at this. Isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle? Well I know, but with Scotch tape? Hey, look what's in there. Look at that, it's a stamp. It's a 1922 McKinley ultramarine blue with imperfect perforations. I've gotta get that out and put in my collection. Look in there, there's printing. What does it say in there? "U.S. Certified Grade A." Look at this, fascinating. See those little round things. Know what those are? Those are M & M's. Those people are right. They don't melt! Among the lovely bones Related Lyrics Random lyrics: No Ones Perfect, One Hippopotami, Peyton Place Usa, Pills, Plan Ahead, Pop Hates The Beatles, Rat Fink, Ride Of Paul Revere, Secret Code, Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max, Shine On Harvey Bloom, Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other, Signs, Skin, Spanish Flea, Strange Things In My Soup, That Old Back Scratcher, The Bronx Bird Watcher, The Drinking Mans Diet, The Dropouts March, The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song, The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The Presid, The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March, The Painless Dentist Song, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Togetherness, Turn Back The Clock, Westchester Hadassah, When I Was A Lad, Wont You Come Home Disraeli, You Need An Analyst, You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy