Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - Its A Most Unusual Play    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> Its A Most Unusual Play Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: Its A Most Unusual Play Theme ID: 16611 Album: N/A parody of "It's A Most Unusual Day" by Ray Noble & His Orchestra, from the movie "A Date With Judy") It's a most unusual play; Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl And it's way too far off Broadway. It's a most unusual plot Which I've either blocked out or forgot; I don't know what it means But they all wear blue jeans And they scratch themselves quite a lot. There's no scenery, there's no lighting, There's no costumes; oh, what art! If there only were no house lights, I would sneak up the aisle and depart. There's a most unusual scene Where this man dates this Xerox machine, So his girlfriend gets mad And she murders the cad To the tune of "Begin the Beguine" In this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play. Oh, the language is a bit loose; It's decidedly not Mother Goose. Outside on the marquee This quotation you'll see: "I was shocked!" and it's signed Lenny Bruce. It's a play where something went wrong 'Cause it's five hours, twelve minutes long. If you sit there, my friend, From beginning to end Then your bladder better be strong. There are people hitting people; There's a couple in a cage. There's neurotics, there's narcotics, And the bathroom is right on the stage! It's a great big critical smash, And it's raking in all kinds of cash. But the theater's appalling With things that are crawling; I think I am getting a rash From this most unusual, most unusual, most unusual play. sallysally@usa.net Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Peyton Place Usa, Pills, Plan Ahead, Pop Hates The Beatles, Rat Fink, Ride Of Paul Revere, Secret Code, Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max, Shine On Harvey Bloom, Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other, Signs, Skin, Spanish Flea, Strange Things In My Soup, That Old Back Scratcher, The Bronx Bird Watcher, The Drinking Mans Diet, The Dropouts March, The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song, The Lets All Call Up Att And Protest To The Presid, The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March, The Painless Dentist Song, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Togetherness, Turn Back The Clock, Westchester Hadassah, When I Was A Lad, Wont You Come Home Disraeli, You Need An Analyst, You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy