Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other Theme ID: 16631 Album: N/A Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide. So wherever she wheels it, The neighborhood feels it, Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side. In Dublin's fair city, Where girls are so pretty, My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone. (That's 256 pounds.) I dont mind her fat--but, It's not only that--but, She's cockeyed and muscle-bound, Molly Malone. I know a man, his name is Lang, And he has a neon sign. And Mister Lang is very old, So they call it Old Lang's Sign. Oh what have you done, Billy Sol, Billy Sol. Oh what have you done, charming Billy. You took almost every cent From the U.S. Government, Which you spent on fertilizer, which is silly. All day, all night, Cary Grant. That's all I hear from my wife, is Cary Grant. What can he do that I can't? Big deal, big star, Cary Grant. Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash. So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again. But the way things go with me, the way my luck is, Just as soon as they're finished, it will rain. On top of Old Smoky, All covered with hair, Of course I'm referring To Smoky The Bear. Every time you take vaccine, Take it orally. As you know the other way Is more painfully. My grandfather's clock was the best ever made By the Timex company. Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed Last night on the old TV. Oh it works under water so perfectly, And still makes a ticking sound. Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon, And that's how the old man drowned. Do not make a stingy sandwich. Pile the cold cuts high. Customers should see salami Coming through the rye. Oh I diet all day and I diet all night, It's enough to drive me bats. Got no gravy or potatoes, 'Cause the whole refrigerator's Fulla polyunsaturated fats. Fare thee well, Metrecal, And the others of that ilk. Let the diet start tomorrow, 'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow In a double malted milk. When you go to the delicatessen store, Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. I repeat what I just said before, Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. Oh buy the corned beef if you must, The pickled herring you can trust, And the lox puts you in orbit AOK. But that big hunk of liverwurst Has been there since October First, And today is the Twenty-Third of May. So when you go to the delicatessen store, Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst. It'll make your insides awful sore. Don't buy the liverwurst. Don't buy the liverwurst Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Lets All Call up Att and Protest to the President March, The Painless Dentist Song, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Togetherness, Turn Back The Clock, Westchester Hadassah, When I Was A Lad, Wont You Come Home Disraeli, You Need An Analyst, You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Dealt The Cruel Hand, Destitution, Downward Spiral, Empty Shell, Face Reality, Give Yourself, Hands Of Fate, Hate Frenzy, Into Oblivion, Morally Justified, One Step Beyond, Path Of Lies, Pity, Restrained, Ripped To Shreds, Scorn, Taken By Force, Time To React, Torn Between To Worlds, Torn Between Two Worlds, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy