Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - That Old Back Scratcher    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> That Old Back Scratcher Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: That Old Back Scratcher Theme ID: 16636 Album: N/A parody of "That Old Black Magic" by Glenn Miller & His Orchestra, from the movie "Star-Spangled Rhythm") That old back scratcher has me in its spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell. Your plastic fingers up and down my spine, The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine. You tame that tingle when I'm all alone; For I am single, so, to itch his own. So down and down you go, Around and around and around you go; Scratching my unreachable zone. I should throw you away, But I never do; I must give in to itchy skin. A skin with such a burning desire; When I'm scratching low, The itching gets higher. Oh, you're the scrubber that placated me, That chased each place that irritated me; And then, last night, you broke my heart. Because I sat down on you, Two hundred pounds on you, Then, snap, crack, Everything just went black My wonderful old back scratcher fell apart. Yes, you broke in half, And now you're too short; I tried Scotch tape as a last resort. But with Scotch tape it wasn't the same; The thrill that was wild is suddenly tame. But, Old Man Sorrow will not get me down; I leave tomorrow night for Chinatown. For I must follow Heaven's plan: Around and around I'll go, Through Chinatown I'll go, Hoping to find another one just like you, An old Chinese back scratcher made in Japan! sallysally@usa.net Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Theres No Governor Like Our New Governor, Togetherness, Turn Back The Clock, Westchester Hadassah, When I Was A Lad, Wont You Come Home Disraeli, You Need An Analyst, You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Dealt The Cruel Hand, Destitution, Downward Spiral, Empty Shell, Face Reality, Give Yourself, Hands Of Fate, Hate Frenzy, Into Oblivion, Morally Justified, One Step Beyond, Path Of Lies, Pity, Restrained, Ripped To Shreds, Scorn, Taken By Force, Time To React, Torn Between To Worlds, Torn Between Two Worlds, Trapped Behind A Shadow, Twisted Minds, Wasted Life, Lick, So Selfish, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy