Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Theme ID: 16640 Album: N/A This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from the zoo. (that's me, folks!) And the police are looking high and low But they have not seen him; have you? (peek-a-boo!) Why did he go? Oh, I'll tell you the reason: 'Cause it's aardvark mating season. When an aardvark makes a date He sneaks right through that old zoo gate. So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park, Don't upset their apple cart. Do not be a spy, you're not the FBI And you should never break an aardvark's heart. This is the second chorus of the Aardvark Song. To be an aardvark is not easy, folks, 'Cause all you get to eat is ants. (dee-licious!) And all the other animals make jokes At your attempts to find romance. (very funny...) Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses, Or at fat rhinoceroses, But an aardvark makes them howl Because he's neither fish nor fowl; He's like a kangaroo in love with a gnu, And that's what makes the zoo folks laugh. All of this is so, and here is how I know: I'm your friendly neighborhood giraffe! This is the end of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) sallysally@usa.net Related Lyrics Random lyrics: When I Was A Lad, Wont You Come Home Disraeli, You Need An Analyst, You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Dealt The Cruel Hand, Destitution, Downward Spiral, Empty Shell, Face Reality, Give Yourself, Hands Of Fate, Hate Frenzy, Into Oblivion, Morally Justified, One Step Beyond, Path Of Lies, Pity, Restrained, Ripped To Shreds, Scorn, Taken By Force, Time To React, Torn Between To Worlds, Torn Between Two Worlds, Trapped Behind A Shadow, Twisted Minds, Wasted Life, Lick, So Selfish, You, 40 bars, 40 Bars (Remix), Part 1 The Answer 5, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy