Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - The Painless Dentist Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> The Painless Dentist Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: The Painless Dentist Song Theme ID: 16643 Album: N/A parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You're Dancing)" by Leo Reisman & His Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorc?e") Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that what's meant is, It really doesn't hurt. This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger. So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt. Well, well, I say there. We've got decay there. Can't let it stay there and cause you all that pain. So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger, And won't you hand me down my Novocaine. It's far worse than I thought it was; My charge is gonna be large. Don't be unwilling, It's just a filling, I'm simply drilling to dig a little pit. Don't fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger And now while I change the drill you can spit. I hum while you're bleeding; It takes your mind off The things I grind off. Your gums are receding; You'll have to come back, We'll build that gum back. And now if you will open wide, Miss Klinger's gonna put her whole darn fist inside. That's it... now it's over. They'll be a puffiness around your cheeks, You'll have to eat soft food for three more weeks, And if you'll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks, I'm through. Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... By Dr. Prentice! sallysally@usa.net Related Lyrics Random lyrics: You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie, Your Mothers Here To Stay, Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Dealt The Cruel Hand, Destitution, Downward Spiral, Empty Shell, Face Reality, Give Yourself, Hands Of Fate, Hate Frenzy, Into Oblivion, Morally Justified, One Step Beyond, Path Of Lies, Pity, Restrained, Ripped To Shreds, Scorn, Taken By Force, Time To React, Torn Between To Worlds, Torn Between Two Worlds, Trapped Behind A Shadow, Twisted Minds, Wasted Life, Lick, So Selfish, You, 40 bars, 40 Bars (Remix), Part 1 The Answer 5, Part 2 The Answer 6, Pay Per View, Pay Per View, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy