Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: The Twelve Gifts Of Christmas Theme ID: 16645 Album: N/A The Twelve Gifts of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Green polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (It's a Nakashuma.) On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (It's the Mark IV model. That's the one that's discontinued.) On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (And it comes in a leatherette case with holes in it, so you can listen right through the case.) On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. (And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick in your ear, and a thing on the other end that you can't stick anywhere, because it's bent.) On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A hammered aluminum nutcracker, And all that other stuff, And a Japanese transistor radio. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it, And all that other stuff, And a Japanese transistor radio. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me An indoor plastic birdbath, And all that other stuff, And a Japanese transistor radio. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A pair of teakwood shower clogs, And a Japanese transistor radio. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter, And a Japanese transistor radio. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television, but not when you get it home, And a Japanese transistor radio. On the twelfth day of Christmas, although it may seem strange, On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange: An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television, but not when you get it home, A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter, A pair of teakwood shower clogs, An indoor plastic birdbath, A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it, A hammered aluminum nutcracker, A statue of a lady, with a clock where her stomach ought to be, A simulated alligator wallet, A calendar book with the name of my insurance man, Green polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese transistor radio. Merry Christmas everybody Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me, Jimmys Song, AILLEURS, COME TO ME, Comme Avant, EMM?NE MOI, JAMAIS, JAURAIS VOULU TE DIRE, Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Dealt The Cruel Hand, Destitution, Downward Spiral, Empty Shell, Face Reality, Give Yourself, Hands Of Fate, Hate Frenzy, Into Oblivion, Morally Justified, One Step Beyond, Path Of Lies, Pity, Restrained, Ripped To Shreds, Scorn, Taken By Force, Time To React, Torn Between To Worlds, Torn Between Two Worlds, Trapped Behind A Shadow, Twisted Minds, Wasted Life, Lick, So Selfish, You, 40 bars, 40 Bars (Remix), Part 1 The Answer 5, Part 2 The Answer 6, Pay Per View, Pay Per View, You Rhyme With Everything Thats Beautiful, Thats The Way We Roll, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy