Song Lyrics Allan Sherman - You Need An Analyst    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Allan Sherman Singer Lyrics [Allan Sherman other resources]>> You Need An Analyst Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Allan Sherman Music Title/Track: You Need An Analyst Theme ID: 16653 Album: N/A You Need An Analyst If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If your pocket's full of little things you never owned before, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If somebody says "Good morning," and politely tips his hat, And you frown and say, "I wonder what he really meant by that, If you're walking down the sidewalk and you won't step on a crack, You're afraid if you step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back, If you're at the Philharmonic and you start to do the twist, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. (You need an analyst, you need an analyst, We really must insist that you see an analyst.) If you're freezing or you're sweating from imaginary ills, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If it takes an IBM machine to classify your pills, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If you tiptoe into bed and you're as quiet as a mouse, But the bed you tiptoe into is in someone else's house, If you have a brand new raincoat, and of it you're very fond, In fact, you'd rather be alone with it than with a blonde, If you wear your wristwatch on your feet and stockings on your wrist, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. (You need an analyst, you need an analyst, We really must insist that you see an analyst.) If you're always tearing paper into teeny weeny bits, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If you've got a secret closet full of pomegranate pits, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If they ask you what your name is and you answer Bonaparte, If you dig those daffy doodles that are known as modern art, If you're walking down the street and then you stop to tie your shoes, And you tie them to each other as you hum Saint Louis Blues, Or if you're forty-six years old and never have been kissed, Go kiss an analyst, a psychoanalyst. (Go kiss an analyst, go kiss an analyst, We really must insist that you kiss an analyst.) If you're always having arguments when no one else is there, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. And whenever you are angry, if you kick your teddy bear, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If you dream you've got a purple dragon next to you in bed, And you wake up and your dragon isn't purple, it is red, If you eat those little prizes, and you save the Crackerjacks, If you really think they're ever gonna cut the income tax, You need an analyst, (You need) I need (he needs) we need Everybody needs an analyst Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Lola, PARLE MOI, Parle-moi, SO?AR, U Can Turn It, VIVRE SANS ELLE, YOU CAN TURN IT, Chaos Dies, Dealt The Cruel Hand, Destitution, Downward Spiral, Empty Shell, Face Reality, Give Yourself, Hands Of Fate, Hate Frenzy, Into Oblivion, Morally Justified, One Step Beyond, Path Of Lies, Pity, Restrained, Ripped To Shreds, Scorn, Taken By Force, Time To React, Torn Between To Worlds, Torn Between Two Worlds, Trapped Behind A Shadow, Twisted Minds, Wasted Life, Lick, So Selfish, You, 40 bars, 40 Bars (Remix), Part 1 The Answer 5, Part 2 The Answer 6, Pay Per View, Pay Per View, You Rhyme With Everything Thats Beautiful, Thats The Way We Roll, Caps, County Jail, Dopest on Tha Planet, Dopest On the Planet, Fill My Cup (To Tha Rim), Get Yo Bang On, Guess Who, Hoo-Ride N, Other Allan Sherman song Lyrics Al N Yetta Lyrics Americas A Nice Italian Name Lyrics An Average Song Lyrics Automation Lyrics Barry Is The Babys Name Lyrics Beautiful Teamsters Lyrics Bye Bye Blumberg Lyrics Call Me Lyrics Camp Grenada (Hello Muddah Hello Faddah) Lyrics Chim Chim Cheree Lyrics Crazy Downtown Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Allan Taylor Lyrics Allan Theo Lyrics Allegiance Lyrics Allekirjoittanut Lyrics Allen Anthony Lyrics Allen Iverson Lyrics Allen Iverson f/ Harlem World, Mysonne Lyrics Allen Miller Lyrics Alley Life Lyrics Allfrumtha-I Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy