Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - Macavity: The Mystery Cat    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> Macavity: The Mystery Cat Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: Macavity: The Mystery Cat Theme ID: 10092 Album: N/A Macavity! Macavity's a Mystery cat: He's called the Hiddenpaw For he's the master criminal who can defy the law He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair For when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there! Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare And when they reach the scene of crime Macavity's not there You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air... But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there! Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin You would know him if you saw him for his eyes are sunken in His brow is deeply lined in thought, his head is highly domed His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity You may meet him in a by - street, you may see him in the square But when a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there! He's outwardly respectable, I know he cheats ..at cards.. And his footprints are not found in any files of ..Scotland.. Yard's And when the larder's looted ...or the jewel case is rifled Or when the milk is missing or another peke's been stifled Or the greenhouse glass is broken and the trellis past repair There's the wonder of the thing Macavity's not there! Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare What ever time the deed took place Macavity's not there! And they say that all the cats whose wicked deeds are widely known I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone Are nothing more than agents for the cat who all the time Just controls the operations: the Napoleon of Crime! Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity He's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity You may meet him in a by - street, you may see him in the square But when a crime's discovered then Macavity, Macavity Macavity, Macavity When a crime's discovered then Macavity's not there Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Prima Donna, Prologue: Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats, Masquerade, Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats, The Old Gumbie Cat, Anything But Lonely, I Dont Know How To Love Him, Josephs Coat, King Herods Song, Pie Jesu, Care For Me, Every Little Bit Of My Heart, Hard To Say Im Sorry, I Dont Want to Be Lonely, Inseparable Lovers, Last Night, Sadder Than Blue, Saved For Someone Else, Secrets, Thats All I Want, Through My Heart (The Arrow), Habeas Corpus, Judas, Paint It Black, Shotgun Wedding, The Damned, The Lines Of Suicide, Vivid, We Bury Our Dead At Dawn, Existence, Frames, Immortal Bliss, Minds Reality, Satya, Transfiguration, 4 Leeches (40000 Leeches), 5 Band Equalizer, 5 Band Genetic Equalizer, Pt. 3, Ambulance Burning, Ark of Ecoterrorism, Bed Of Flies, Bitchs Handbag Full Of Money, Bitchs Handbag Full Of Money, Black Metal Transvestite, Blind Hatred Finds A Tit, Center Of The Hive, Ceramic God Product, Ceremonial Gasmask, Contaminated Drug Supply, Cryogenic Husk, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy