Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - Mr Mistoffolees    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> Mr Mistoffolees Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: Mr Mistoffolees Theme ID: 23049 Album: N/A You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffolees! The original conjuring cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mister Mistoffolees' conjuring turn And you'll all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees He is quiet, he is small, he is black From the ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always deceiving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it is merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it's gone! But you find it next week lying on the lawn And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Well! My manner is vague and aloof You would think there was nobody shyer But voice has been heard on the roof When I was curled up by the fire And I've sometimes been heard by the fire When I was about on the roof At least they all heard that somebody purred Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours While I was asleep in the hall And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffolees Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffolees Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Prologue -- You Are What You Feel, Prologue--You Are What You Feel, Simon ZealotesPoor Jerusalem, Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat, Strange Things Mystifing, Strange Things Mystifying, The Ad-Dressing Of Cats, The Brothers Come To Egypt, The Crucifixtion, The First Man You Remember, The Invitation To The Jellicle Ball, The Jellicle Ball, The Journey To The Heaviside Layer, The Mirror Angel Of Music, The Moments Of Happiness, The Naming Of Cats, The Pekes And The Pollicles, The Rum Tug Tugger, The Rum Tum Tigger, Think Of Me (From The Play), Think Of Me (Phantom), We Have All Been Blind, Whats The Buzz Strange Things Mystifying, Whats The Buzz , Strange Things Mystifying, Whos The Thief?, Whos The Thief, Wishing you were phantom, Wishing You Were Some, Woman In White, You Must Love Me, The Definition of Love, Canaan Bound, High Noon, Holy Is The Lord, Isnt It Love, Just As I Am, Let There Be Light, Mary Picked the Roses, Only Love Remains, Penny Song, Serve Hymn, Its A Sure Thing, More Than Just, Odds Are Two To One, Beat Me Daddy, Eight To the Bar, Beer Barrel Polka, Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel), Bei Mir Bist Du Schon, Bei Mir Bist Du Shon, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy