Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: Mungojerrie And Rumpelteazer Theme ID: 23050 Album: N/A The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mister Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer were a notorious couple of cats As knockabout clowns, quick - change comedians Tight - rope walkers and acrobats They had an extensive reputation, made their home in Victoria Grove That was merely their center of operation for they were incurably given to rove If the area window was found ajar and the basement looked like a field of war If a tile or two came loose on the roof which presently ceased to be waterproof If the drawers were pulled out from the bedroom chests And you couldn't find one of your winter vests Or after supper one of the girls suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had an unusual gift of the gab They were highly efficient cat burglars as well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab They made their home in Victoria Grove, they had no regular occupation They were plausible fellows who liked to engage a friendly policeman in conversation When the family assembled for Sunday dinner Their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on Argentine joint, potatoes and greens Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow The joint has gone from the oven like that!" Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer had a wonderful way of working together And some of the time you would say it was luck and some of the time you would say it was weather They'd go through the house like a hurricane and no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer? Or could you have sworn that it might have been both? When you heard a dining room smash or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming Then the family would say: "Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer and there's nothing at all to be done about that" Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Prologue--You Are What You Feel, Simon ZealotesPoor Jerusalem, Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat, Strange Things Mystifing, Strange Things Mystifying, The Ad-Dressing Of Cats, The Brothers Come To Egypt, The Crucifixtion, The First Man You Remember, The Invitation To The Jellicle Ball, The Jellicle Ball, The Journey To The Heaviside Layer, The Mirror Angel Of Music, The Moments Of Happiness, The Naming Of Cats, The Pekes And The Pollicles, The Rum Tug Tugger, The Rum Tum Tigger, Think Of Me (From The Play), Think Of Me (Phantom), We Have All Been Blind, Whats The Buzz Strange Things Mystifying, Whats The Buzz , Strange Things Mystifying, Whos The Thief?, Whos The Thief, Wishing you were phantom, Wishing You Were Some, Woman In White, You Must Love Me, The Definition of Love, Canaan Bound, High Noon, Holy Is The Lord, Isnt It Love, Just As I Am, Let There Be Light, Mary Picked the Roses, Only Love Remains, Penny Song, Serve Hymn, Its A Sure Thing, More Than Just, Odds Are Two To One, Beat Me Daddy, Eight To the Bar, Beer Barrel Polka, Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel), Bei Mir Bist Du Schon, Bei Mir Bist Du Shon, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Cuanto Le Gusta, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy