Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer Theme ID: 10094 Album: N/A The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffolees conjuring turn Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were a notorious couple of cats As knockabout clowns, quick change comedians Tight-rope walkers and acrobats They had an extensive reputation Made their home in Victoria Grove That was merely their center of operation For they were incurable given to rove If the area window was found ajar And the basement looked like a field of war If a tile or two came loose on the roof Which presently ceased to be waterproof If the drawers were pulled out from bedroom chests And you couldn't find one of your winter vests Or after supper one of the girls Suddenly missed her Woolworth pearls Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had an unusual gift of gab They were highly efficient cat burgulars As well and remarkably smart at a smash and grab They made their home in Victoria Grove They had no regular occupation They were plausible fellows who liked to engage A friendly policeman in conversation When the family assembled for Sunday dinner Their minds made up that they wouldn't get thinner on Argentine joint, potatoes and greens Then the cook would appear from behind the scenes And say in a voice that was broken with sorrow "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow The joint has gone from the oven like that!" Then the family would say, "It's that horrible cat! It was Mungojerrie or Rumpleteazer!" And most of the time they left it at that Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer had a wonderful way Of working together And some of the time you would say it was luck And some of the time you would say it was weather They'd go through the house like a hurricane And no sober person could take his oath Was it Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer? Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? When you heard a dining room smash Or up from the pantry there came a loud crash Or down from the library came a loud ping From a vase which was commonly said to be Ming Then the family would say: "Now which was which cat? It was Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer And there's nothing at all to be done about that!" Macavity Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Masquerade, Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats, The Old Gumbie Cat, Anything But Lonely, I Dont Know How To Love Him, Josephs Coat, King Herods Song, Pie Jesu, Care For Me, Every Little Bit Of My Heart, Hard To Say Im Sorry, I Dont Want to Be Lonely, Inseparable Lovers, Last Night, Sadder Than Blue, Saved For Someone Else, Secrets, Thats All I Want, Through My Heart (The Arrow), Habeas Corpus, Judas, Paint It Black, Shotgun Wedding, The Damned, The Lines Of Suicide, Vivid, We Bury Our Dead At Dawn, Existence, Frames, Immortal Bliss, Minds Reality, Satya, Transfiguration, 4 Leeches (40000 Leeches), 5 Band Equalizer, 5 Band Genetic Equalizer, Pt. 3, Ambulance Burning, Ark of Ecoterrorism, Bed Of Flies, Bitchs Handbag Full Of Money, Bitchs Handbag Full Of Money, Black Metal Transvestite, Blind Hatred Finds A Tit, Center Of The Hive, Ceramic God Product, Ceremonial Gasmask, Contaminated Drug Supply, Cryogenic Husk, Destroyed, Drinking Games, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy