Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - Poor Fool    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> Poor Fool Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: Poor Fool Theme ID: 23058 Album: N/A COUNTESS (CARLOTTA) Poor fool, he makes me laugh! Ha ha Ha ha Ha ! (Ect.) Time I tried to get a better, better~half ! COUNTESS AND CHORUS Poor fool, he doesn't know! Ho ho Ho ho Ho! (etc.) If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever~go! (Suddenly from nowhere, we hear the voice of the PHANTOM) PHANTOM'S VOICE Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty? MEG (terrified) He's here: the Phantom of the Opera . . . CHRISTINE It's him . . . I know it . . . it's him . . . CARLOTTA Your part is silent, little toad! (But the PHANTOM has heard her) PHANTOM'S VOICE A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad . . . CARLOTTA (As the COUNTESS) Serafimo, away with this pretence! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my *croak*! (Instead of singing she emits a great croak like a toad. A stunned silence. The PHANTOM is laughing - quietly at first, then more and more hysterically) CARLOTTA (as the COUNTESS) Poor fool, he makes me laugh - Hahahahaha! Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, etc. (As before. The PHANTOM'S laughter rises. The croaking continues as the chandelier's lights blink on and off. The PHANTOM'S laughter, by this time overpowering, now crescendos into a great cry): PHANTOM'S VOICE Behold! She is singing to bring down the chandelier! (CARLOTTA looks tearfully up at the MANAGERS ' box and shakes her head) CARLOTTA Non posso piu . . . I cannot . . . I cannot go on . . . FIRMIN Ladies and gentlemen, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time . . . (He addresses Box Five, keeping one eye on the chandelier as it returns to normal) . . . when the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daae. ANDRE In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, we shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera. (to the CONDUCTOR) Maestro - the ballet - now! (The BALLET GlRLS enter as a sylvan glade flies in. They begin the Dance of the Country Nymphs. Upstage, behind the drop, a series of threatening shadows of the PHANTOM. MEG is aware of them and dances out of step. When this culminates in one gigantic, oppressive, bat-like shadow, the garotted body of JOSEPH BUQUET falls onto the stage, causing the sylvan glade to fly out. Pandemonium.) ***A LARGE SHRILL SCREAM ENSUES*** CHRISTINE (calling for help) Raoul! Raoul! RAOUL Christine, come with me . . . CHRISTINE No. . . to the roof. We'll be safe there. FIRMIN (Attempting to placate the audience) Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats. Do not panic. It was an accident . . . simply an accident . Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The First Man You Remember, The Invitation To The Jellicle Ball, The Jellicle Ball, The Journey To The Heaviside Layer, The Mirror Angel Of Music, The Moments Of Happiness, The Naming Of Cats, The Pekes And The Pollicles, The Rum Tug Tugger, The Rum Tum Tigger, Think Of Me (From The Play), Think Of Me (Phantom), We Have All Been Blind, Whats The Buzz Strange Things Mystifying, Whats The Buzz , Strange Things Mystifying, Whos The Thief?, Whos The Thief, Wishing you were phantom, Wishing You Were Some, Woman In White, You Must Love Me, The Definition of Love, Canaan Bound, High Noon, Holy Is The Lord, Isnt It Love, Just As I Am, Let There Be Light, Mary Picked the Roses, Only Love Remains, Penny Song, Serve Hymn, Its A Sure Thing, More Than Just, Odds Are Two To One, Beat Me Daddy, Eight To the Bar, Beer Barrel Polka, Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel), Bei Mir Bist Du Schon, Bei Mir Bist Du Shon, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Cuanto Le Gusta, Dont Sit Under the Apple Tree, Hold Tight, Hold Tight Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama), House Of Blue Lights, I Can Dream, Cant I, I Wanna Be Loved, In The Mood, Lullabye Of Broadway, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy