Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Ad-dressing Of Cats    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> The Ad-dressing Of Cats Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: The Ad-dressing Of Cats Theme ID: 10089 Album: N/A You've heard of several kinds of cat And my opinion now is that You should need no interpreter to understand our character You've learned enough to take the view That cats are very much like you You've seen us both at work and games And learnt about our proper names Our habits and habitat But how would you ad-dress a cat So first, your memory I'll jog And say: A cat is not a dog So first, your memory I'll jog And say: A cat is not a dog With cats, some say, one rule is true Don't speak 'til you are spoken to Myself I do not hold with that I say, you should ad-dress a cat But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity You bow, and taking off your hat, ad-dress him in this form "O Cat!" Before a cat will condescend To treat you as a trusted friend Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream And you might now and then supply Some caviar or Straussburg pie Some potted grouse or salmon paste He's sure to have his personal taste And so in time you reach your aim And call him by his name A cat's entitled to expect These evidences of respect So this is this and that is that And there's how you ad-dress a cat A cat's entitled to expect these evidences of respect So this is this and that is that And there's how you ad-dress a cat Palash Desai palashd@macs.ee.mcgill.ca Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Memory, From Cats, Notes, Point Of No Return, Prima Donna, Prologue: Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats, Masquerade, Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats, The Old Gumbie Cat, Anything But Lonely, I Dont Know How To Love Him, Josephs Coat, King Herods Song, Pie Jesu, Care For Me, Every Little Bit Of My Heart, Hard To Say Im Sorry, I Dont Want to Be Lonely, Inseparable Lovers, Last Night, Sadder Than Blue, Saved For Someone Else, Secrets, Thats All I Want, Through My Heart (The Arrow), Habeas Corpus, Judas, Paint It Black, Shotgun Wedding, The Damned, The Lines Of Suicide, Vivid, We Bury Our Dead At Dawn, Existence, Frames, Immortal Bliss, Minds Reality, Satya, Transfiguration, 4 Leeches (40000 Leeches), 5 Band Equalizer, 5 Band Genetic Equalizer, Pt. 3, Ambulance Burning, Ark of Ecoterrorism, Bed Of Flies, Bitchs Handbag Full Of Money, Bitchs Handbag Full Of Money, Black Metal Transvestite, Blind Hatred Finds A Tit, Center Of The Hive, Ceramic God Product, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy