Song Lyrics Andrew Lloyd Webber - The Naming Of Cats    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andrew Lloyd Webber Singer Lyrics [Andrew Lloyd Webber other resources]>> The Naming Of Cats Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andrew Lloyd Webber Music Title/Track: The Naming Of Cats Theme ID: 23075 Album: N/A The naming of cats is a difficult matter It isn't just one of your holiday games You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter When I tell you a cat must have three different names First of all, there's the name that the family use daily Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey All of them are sensible, everyday names But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular A name that's peculiar and more dignified Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular? Or spread out his whiskers or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum Names that never belong to more than one cat But above and beyond there's still one name left over And that is the name that you will never guess The name that no human research can discover But the cat himself knows and will never confess When you notice a cat in profound meditation The reason, I tell you, is always the same His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name His ineffable, effable, effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name Name, name, name, name, name, name Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Wishing you were phantom, Wishing You Were Some, Woman In White, You Must Love Me, The Definition of Love, Canaan Bound, High Noon, Holy Is The Lord, Isnt It Love, Just As I Am, Let There Be Light, Mary Picked the Roses, Only Love Remains, Penny Song, Serve Hymn, Its A Sure Thing, More Than Just, Odds Are Two To One, Beat Me Daddy, Eight To the Bar, Beer Barrel Polka, Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out the Barrel), Bei Mir Bist Du Schon, Bei Mir Bist Du Shon, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Cuanto Le Gusta, Dont Sit Under the Apple Tree, Hold Tight, Hold Tight Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama), House Of Blue Lights, I Can Dream, Cant I, I Wanna Be Loved, In The Mood, Lullabye Of Broadway, Mr. Sandman, Near You, Rum and Coca Cola, Rum And Coca-Cola, Shoo-Shoo Baby, You Do Something To Me, Bilbo Is Dead, A Friend, Dont Ever Stop The Noise, Dont Stop Living In The Red, Dont Stop Living In The Red, Free Jumps, Fun Night, Girls Own Juice, Girls Own Love, Go To Do It, Got To Do It, Other Andrew Lloyd Webber song Lyrics Dont Cry for Me Argentina Lyrics High Flying Adored Lyrics Lament Lyrics Oh! What a Circus Lyrics Rainbow High Lyrics Could We Start Again, Please? Lyrics Damned For All Time Lyrics Everythings Alright Lyrics Everythings Alright (Reprise) Lyrics Heaven On Their Minds Lyrics Hosanna Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Webber Merrily Lyrics Webster Francis Paul Lyrics Webster Mandel Lyrics Webster Max Lyrics Webster Nikki Lyrics Wedding Parties Anything Lyrics Wedding Present Lyrics Weddings Parties Anything Lyrics Wedgee Lyrics Wee Papa Girl Rappers Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy