Song Lyrics Andy Dick - Im Not Stalking You (Im Just Calling A Lot)    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Andy Dick Singer Lyrics>> Im Not Stalking You (Im Just Calling A Lot) Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Andy Dick Music Title/Track: Im Not Stalking You (Im Just Calling A Lot) Theme ID: 23414 Album: N/A The waiting room, what a place for our first kiss Isn?t it weird that we both have the same therapist? All my time with you was so precious I know we?ll probably wind up being Mr. and Mrs. Because I wined and dined you at the Ritz, remember that? I drank so much I got the shits, remember that? I got you that facial and then that massage, what about that? But you never would let me give you a colonic, what was up with that? Whatever I?m not stalking you I?m just calling a lot I?m not trying to upset you I?m not Who?s this Kevin guy I think I should know I didn?t give up three weeks of my life Just to let you go Oh no, I don?t give up that easy C?mon I think we can work it out, sweetie For nineteen days we were in love you fucking bitch! Oh my god, what did I just say? I didn?t mean it But you took the dog and all the booze And I got jack You know those Betsy Johnson skirts and Prada shoes I think I want those back, yeah In fact why don?t you just give me back everything I ever gave you, everything Including my heart, which you took out of my chest; still beating And threw it on the ground and did some kind of satanic river dance on it And doused it with gasoline, lit it on fire And put the fire out with some kind of meat-tenderizer And as if that wasn?t enough You had to sit on it and let one I?m not stalking you I?m just calling a lot I?m not trying to freak you out I?m not Oh I saw that Kevin guy I thought you should know He seems okay It?s time for him to go That?s right, I think he should get out of the picture right quick In fact, you know what? I think he should probably suck my dick You heard me, I think he should probably suck my dick I?m fine alone, don?t worry about me I said I?m fine! See, you don?t understand that I know that you?re still mine We?ve got the perfect relationship In my head Just like that one movie Ted, Bob, Carol, and Alice Did I say Ted? That movie that you wanted me to watch, remember? Maybe, maybe, we should watch it now Because I got at home and it?s on permanent loop in my apartment You can come over we can shnuggle up and watch your fucking movie How about that? I don?t wanna watch your fucking movie It?s okay, no I?m not stalking you I?m just calling a lot I?m not gonna fucking rape you or anything Seriously, I?m not Oh, where?s that Kevin guy Have they found him yet? You know, they?re looking in the totally wrong place I bet Finally got him to suck my dick In fact why don?t both of you suck my dick? Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Words And Music, A Hundred Miles Of Bad Road, A Side Of Me, Ain?t Done Nothin? Wrong, Ain?t Livin? Long Like This, Aint Done Nothin Wrong, Aint Livin Long Like This, Always, Be Still, Brand New Something Going On, Careful Where You Kiss Me, Custom Made, Freedom, Grow Young With You, Grow Young With You ( Ft. Coley Mccabe), Hillbilly Band, How Cool Is That, How Cool It Is, I Don?t Know A Thing, I Dont Know A Thing, I Miss You The Most, I Never Had A Chance, Ill Go Crazy, Ive Learned, If Heaven, Ill Go Crazy, Long Enough, My Kind Of Beautiful, No Mississippi, Practice Life, Practice Life (With Martina Mcbride), She Thinks She Needs Me, Shes More, Shes More, Shine On Me, Shine On Me (with Waylon Jennings), Someone Like Me, The Road To Lasting Love, This I Gotta See, Tonight I Wanna Be Your Man, Waitin On Sundown, Waitin On Sundown, Wheres a Train, You Made Me That Way, You Wont Ever Be Lonely, You Wont Ever Be Lonely, You Wont Ever Be Lonely Corrected Lyrics, Shine On Me, Grow Young With You, Practice Life, Other Andy Dick song Lyrics Naughty Baby Did A No No Lyrics The Gay Barbie Song Lyrics Voy A Tener Que Olvidar Lyrics Other Artists Gibb Andy Lyrics Andy Gibb Lyrics Andy Griggs Lyrics Andy Griggs & Waylon Jennings Lyrics Andy Griggs F/ Coley McCabe Lyrics Andy Griggs F/ Martina McBride Lyrics Andy Griggs feat Martina Mcbride Lyrics Andy Griggs with Waylon Jennings Lyrics Andy Kaufman Lyrics Andy Kim Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy