Song Lyrics Animaniacs - THE PRESIDENTS SONG    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Animaniacs Singer Lyrics [Animaniacs other resources]>> THE PRESIDENTS SONG Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Animaniacs Music Title/Track: THE PRESIDENTS SONG Theme ID: 25167 Album: N/A Yakko: Heigh ho, do you know The names of the U.S. residents Who then became the presidents And got a view from the White House loo Of Pennsylvania Avenue? Wakko: George Washington was the first, you see He once chopped down a cherry tree Dot : President number two would be John Adams and then number three * Yakko: George Washington was the first, you see * He once chopped down a cherry tree * Dot : President number two would be * John Adams and then number three Yakko: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write The Declaration late at night So he and his wife had a great big fight And she made him sleep on the couch all night * Yakko: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write * The Constitution late at night * So he and his wife had a great big fight * And she made him sleep on the couch all night Wakko: James Madison never had a son And he fought the War of 1812 Dot : James Monroe's colossal nose Was bigger than Pinocchio's Yakko: John Quincy Adams was number six And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks So Jackson learns to play politics Next time he's the one that the country picks Dot : Martin Van Buren, number eight For a one-term shot as Chief of State Yakko: William Harrison, how do you praise? That guy was dead in thirty days Wakko: John Tyler, he liked country folk Dot : And after him came President Polk Yakko: Zachary Taylor liked to smoke His breath killed friends whenever he spoke Wakko: Eighteen fifty, really nifty Millard Fillmore's in Yakko: Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce The man without a chin Dot : Follows next a period spannin' Four long years with James Buchanan Then the South starts shootin' cannon And we've got a civil war YW+D : A war, a war down south in Dixie Yakko: Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln Dot : There's a guy who's really thinkin' Wakko: Kept the United States from shrinkin' Saved the ship of state from sinkin' Dot : Andrew Johnson's next He had some slight defects Wakko: Congress each Would impeach Dot : And so the country now elects Yakko: Ulysses Simpson Grant Who would scream and rave and rant Wakko: While drinking whiskey Although risky 'Cause he'd spill it on his pants Yakko: It's eighteen seventy-seven And the Democrats would gloat But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes Wins by just one vote Dot : James Garfield, someone really hated 'Cause he was assassinated Wakko: Chester Arthur gets instated Four years later, he was traded Dot : For Grover Cleveland, really fat Elected twice as a Democrat Then Benjamin Harrison; after that It's William McKinley up to bat Yakko: Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill Wakko: And President Taft, he got the bill Yakko: In 1913 Woodrow YW+D : Wil... ...son takes us into World War One Yakko: Warren Harding next in line Dot : It's Calvin Coolidge; he does fine Wakko: And then in nineteen twenty-nine The market crashes, and we find * Yakko: Warren Harding, he does fine * Dot : It's Calvin Coolidge next in line * Wakko: And then in nineteen twenty-nine * The market crashes, and we find Yakko: It's Herbert Hoover's big debut He gets the blame and loses to Dot : Franklin Roosevelt, president who Helped us win in World War Two Wakko: Harry Truman, weird little human Serves two terms and when he's done Yakko: It's Eisenhower who's got the power From fifty-three to sixty-one Dot : John Kennedy had Camelot Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot Yakko: Richard Nixon, he gets caught And Gerald Ford fell down a lot * Dot : John F. Kennedy, he gets shot * So Lyndon Johnson takes his spot * Yakko: Richard Nixon, he gets caught * And Gerald Ford fell down a lot Wakko: Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips Yakko: And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts All came from famous movie clips And President Bush said "read my lips" Dot : Now in Washington D.C. Wakko: There's Democrats and the G.O.P. Yakko: But the ones in charge are plain to see Dot : The Clintons, Bill and Hillary * Dot : Now in Washington D.C. * Wakko: There's Democrats and the G.O.P. * Yakko: But the one in charge is plain to see * Dot : It's Clinton, first name Hillary Yakko: The next President to lead the way Well, it just might be yourself one day Then the press'll distort everything you say YW+D : So jump in your plane and fly away Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Dots Quiet Time, I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual, I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Indiviual, I Want Quiet By Dot Warner, Im Cute, Im Mad, Im Nobodys Momma, Let The Anvils Ring, Multiplication, Nations Of The World, Nifty Fifty United States And Capitals Yakko Ani, Parts Of The Brain, Pinky And The Brain, Schnitzelbank, Several Drops Of Rain, Slappy Squirrel Theme, The Anvil Song, The Hello Song, The Monkey Song, The Panama Canal, The Planets, The Presidents, The Senses, The Senses Song, Theme Song, Variety Speak, Video Revue, Wakkos America, What Are We, Yakkos Universe, Yakkos World, I Engeneer, I Want You, Let Him Go, Obsession, Strange Behaviour, Calling It Love, I Engineer, Obsession, Room To Move, Saanga Saanga, Monday Song, Fairytales, Final Frontier, I Apologise, If Only for a While, Lead Me To Love, Mad About You the Final Frontier, Mad About You-The Final Frontier, Same Ole Love, Other Animaniacs song Lyrics ALL THE WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Lyrics All The Words In The English Language (Part 2) Lyrics All The Words In The English Language Part 1 Lyrics Animaniacs Lyrics Animaniacs Theme Song Lyrics Be Careful What You Eat Lyrics De Pies A Cabeza Lyrics FRENCH THEME Lyrics I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual Lyrics I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Indiviual Lyrics I Want Quiet Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Animaniacs (Related Recordings) Lyrics Animation Lyrics Animotion Lyrics Anish Kothari Lyrics Anisha Cay Lyrics Anita Baker Lyrics Anita Bryant Lyrics Cochran Anita Lyrics Anita Cochran Lyrics Anita Cochran & Steve Wariner Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy