Song Lyrics Apologetix - Hotel Cant Afford Ya    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Apologetix Singer Lyrics [Apologetix other resources]>> Hotel Cant Afford Ya Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Apologetix Music Title/Track: Hotel Cant Afford Ya Theme ID: 28094 Album: N/A (This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles) From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem Up above from a distance a star was giving me light My wife was heavy ?cause her child was due We had to stop for the night So I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel And I was thinking to myself "I hope to heaven they'll give me some help" But they told us no-can-do and they sent me away "There's a place around the corner though where you both can stay" Welcome, but the hotel can't afford ya Such a lovely place but we're out of space Ran out of room and the hotel can't afford ya It's the time of year with the census here My wife was definitely gifted, that's what the Lord's angel said She was about to have a baby boy while still virgin Spent the night in the barnyard, cheap slumlord's rent Some night to remember, some night to forget So because of what happened I was grieving for my wife I said "They probably haven't cleaned in here since B.C. 65" Animal voices were calling for straw and hay Keeping you up through the middle of the night just as if to say? Welcome, but the hotel can't afford ya Such a lovely place, but we're out of space Holiday rush and the hotel can't afford ya What a nice surprise for your silent night He was born that evening and shepherds came that night And they said "We're all just visitors here of the Holy Christ" And in an ass's manger, they found the boy asleep They started getting teary eyed so they went back to their sheep Last thing I remember there were wise men at the door They had a bunch of packages from the place they were before "We're late," said the wise men "We had problems Christmas Eve We've been checking out your shiny light all through the Middle East" Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Look Yourself, Look Yourself (Lose Yourself-Eminem), Lose Yourself, Love The Jews (Love Me Do-The Beatles), Manger, Meshach (Love Shack-B52s), Monkey Scheme, Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth, Old Time Romans Road, Parody Of The Theme Of Friends, Play That Funny Music, Plump, Pray Now (Lost Art), Preachers, Psum 14 (Fat Lip-Sum 41), Put You Down In My Will, Regeneration, Revelation Man (Secret Agent Man-Johnny Rivers), Second Timothy (Sex And Candy-Marcy Playground), Shepherds Paradise, Simp Litztik, Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit, Smooth Grandmamma, Story Of A Squirrel, Sufferin Just Finished (Haman), The Real Sin Savior, The Spittle (The Middle-Jimmy Eat World), Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer-Rush), Wherever You Will Sow, Whos There?, Yhwh, PARANOIA, starsign, 25 Cromwell St., 25 Cromwell Street, All Tomorrow Parties, All Tomorrows Parties, Apb Goes C 64, Apb Goes C-64, Arp, Ashes to Ashes, Backdraft, Beatbox, Bitch, Borrowed Time, Burnin Heretic, Burning heretic, Burning Heretics, Burning Hetetic, Deep Red, Other Apologetix song Lyrics (Dont Fear) The People Lyrics 969 Lyrics All Apologetix Lyrics All The Stalls Stink Lyrics Apologetix Lyrics Armageddon Valley Someday (Pleasant Valley Sunday Lyrics Baa! Were Lambs Lyrics Baa! Were Lambs Lyrics Bethlehemian Rhapsody Lyrics Born Above Lyrics Boy Tell The World (Joy To The World-Three Dog Ni Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Apoptygama Berzerk Lyrics Apoptygma Berzerk Lyrics Apple Fiona Lyrics Fiona Apple Lyrics Apples In Stereo Lyrics Appleseed Cast Lyrics Appleton Lyrics Appleton Nicole Lyrics Apraxia Lyrics April Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy