Song Lyrics Apologetix - Monkey Scheme    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Apologetix Singer Lyrics [Apologetix other resources]>> Monkey Scheme Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Apologetix Music Title/Track: Monkey Scheme Theme ID: 28111 Album: N/A Here they come, talkin' down on me I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I don't believe They say we were monkeys They think they're saying something profound But where's their missing link at? There weren't any bodies found They built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the truth And any time they get busted- They sell you something new They say we were monkeys I think that they've been monkeyin' around Cause they're too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round They're just tryin' to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain Where they've done excavation, they keep uncoverin' mistakes Any time or any where- just look over the boulders you'll see that man's been there They say we were monkeys I think their heads are stuck in the ground Cause they're too busy diggin' and putting the Bible down (spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbon Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and the Pitdown Man was a low down sham They built that man form an orangutang Ramapithics wasn't complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth additional skeletons show us today that he isn't our relative- only an ape Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just bague and confusing the wonderful knee bone they're proud to possess was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the rest Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient in Vitamin D of it might've been rickets but he had religion and musical instruments fire and tools and from you he's no different (sang:) They say we were monkeys But people came from dust in the ground But they're too busy thinkin' to look into what we've found They're just kinda pretending, b Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Revelation Man (Secret Agent Man-Johnny Rivers), Second Timothy (Sex And Candy-Marcy Playground), Shepherds Paradise, Simp Litztik, Smells Like Thirtysomething Spirit, Smooth Grandmamma, Story Of A Squirrel, Sufferin Just Finished (Haman), The Real Sin Savior, The Spittle (The Middle-Jimmy Eat World), Tom Saw Ya (Tom Sawyer-Rush), Wherever You Will Sow, Whos There?, Yhwh, PARANOIA, starsign, 25 Cromwell St., 25 Cromwell Street, All Tomorrow Parties, All Tomorrows Parties, Apb Goes C 64, Apb Goes C-64, Arp, Ashes to Ashes, Backdraft, Beatbox, Bitch, Borrowed Time, Burnin Heretic, Burning heretic, Burning Heretics, Burning Hetetic, Deep Red, Eclipse, Electricity, Electronic Warfare, Fade To Black, Fade To Black (Originally Written By Metallica), Half Asleep, Help Me!, Kathys Song, Kathys Song (Come Lie Next To Me), Kathys Song (Come Lie Next To Me), Love never dies, Love Never Dies Part 1, Love Never Dies Part 2, Love Never Dies (Part 3), Love Never Dies Pt 1, Love Never Dies Pt 2, Moment Of Tranqility, Other Apologetix song Lyrics (Dont Fear) The People Lyrics 969 Lyrics All Apologetix Lyrics All The Stalls Stink Lyrics Apologetix Lyrics Armageddon Valley Someday (Pleasant Valley Sunday Lyrics Baa! Were Lambs Lyrics Baa! Were Lambs Lyrics Bethlehemian Rhapsody Lyrics Born Above Lyrics Boy Tell The World (Joy To The World-Three Dog Ni Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Apoptygama Berzerk Lyrics Apoptygma Berzerk Lyrics Apple Fiona Lyrics Fiona Apple Lyrics Apples In Stereo Lyrics Appleseed Cast Lyrics Appleton Lyrics Appleton Nicole Lyrics Apraxia Lyrics April Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy