Song Lyrics Arlo Guthrie - The Story of Reuben Clamzo And His Strange Daughter in the    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arlo Guthrie Singer Lyrics [Arlo Guthrie other resources]>> The Story of Reuben Clamzo And His Strange Daughter in the Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arlo Guthrie Music Title/Track: The Story of Reuben Clamzo And His Strange Daughter in the Theme ID: 30386 Album: N/A Wanna hear something? You know that Indians never ate clams. They didn't have linguini! And so what happened was that clams was allowed to grow unmolested in the coastal waters of America for millions of years. And they got big, and I ain't talking about clams in general, I'm talking about each clam! I mean each one was a couple of million years old or older. So imagine they could have got bigger than this whole room. And when they get that big, God gives them little feet so that they could walk around easier. And when they get feet, they get dangerous. I'm talking about real dangerous. I ain't talking about sitting under the water waiting for you. I'm talking about coming after you. Imagine being on one of them boats coming over to discover America, like Columbus or something, standing there at night on watch, everyone else is either drunk or asleep. And you're watching for America and the boat's going up and down. And you don't like it anyhow. But you gotta stand there and watch, for what. Only he knows, and he ain't watching. You hear the waves lapping against the side of the ship. The moon is going behind the clouds. You hear the pitter patter of little footprints on deck. IS THAT YOU KIDS? IT AIN'T. MY GOD. IT'S THIS HUMUNGUS GIANT CLAM! Imagine those little feet coming on deck. A clam twice the size of the ship. Feet first. You're standing there shivering with fear, you grab one of these. This is a belaying pin. They used to have these stuck in the holes all around the ship ..you probably didn't know what this is for; you probably had an idea, but you were wrong. They used to have the Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Woody s RagHard Work, World Away From Me, Wouldnt You Believe It, Wouldnt You Believe It, You and Me, You Are The Song, I See You Baby, If Everbody Looked The Same, My Friend, Superstylin, Superstylin, Deathminded, Demons, Emperor From The Eternal Dark, Endless Fields Of Sorrow, For I Am His Slave, FTW, My Eternal Journey, Only True Believers, Poetry From Poisoned Mind, Refuse The Blood Of Jesus, Unholy Sacrifice, Volkermord Pt. I, Volkermord Pt. II, Asteroid Dominion, Astral Adventure, Astral Adventure (the Escape), Burn The Sun, Faithless, Final Destination, Godforsaken, Heart Of Ice, Into the Sun, Rainbow Serpent, Stranglehold, The Contract, The Escape, The Juggernaut Divine, Well Of Sadness, Winter Skies, Come Together, I Dont Want To Miss A Thing, Mister Big Time, Sweet Emotion, What Kind Of Love Are You On?, Hear My Name, My My My, Roses Caroline, You Dont Know Me (Original 12, You Dont Know Me, Other Arlo Guthrie song Lyrics A Little A This N That Lyrics A Little This N That Lyrics Abiyoyo Lyrics Alices Restaurant Lyrics Amazing Grace Lyrics Buffalo Skinners Lyrics Circles Lyrics Coopers Lament Lyrics De Colores Lyrics Guantanamera Lyrics Gypsy Davey Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Armada Groove Lyrics Groove Armada Lyrics Armagedda Lyrics Armageddon Lyrics Armageddon Soundtrack Lyrics Armand Van Helden Lyrics Armando Martinez Lyrics Armando Palomas Lyrics Armatrading Joan Lyrics Armen Van Buuren Presents: Perpetuous Dreamer Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy