Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Christmas Sucks    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Christmas Sucks Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Christmas Sucks Theme ID: 31052 Album: N/A One year i got a dog for christmas And i gave it to the boy next door Then i gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what christmas is for I used to give a lot at christmas You might say i gave to much Until my family was broke and we had no place to live That's why christmas sucks I went down to the mall each christmas Had to the santa what to bring A train, a bike, a pony and a great big pile of cash And please don't get my sister anything But the shopping mall santa has been drinking His nose is red from years of drinking scotch He probably won't remember what's on my christmas list This father christmas sucks Christmas sucks, christmas sucks Getting stuff is much for fun You gotta look out for number one Christmas sucks Christmas became worse as years went by It was the most dreaded time of year My parents got me clothes that just weren't cool When all i want is money to buy beer There was a girl at church who i was sweet on So in the christmas play i was the ox I really think she liked me til i stepped on baby jesus Even for our saviour christmas sucks Christmas sucks, christmas sucks Getting stuff is much for fun You gotta look out for number one Christmas sucks Now that i am thirty-eight years old The only things i get are ties and socks My kids are never happy with what's under the tree Soon they'll understand christmas sucks Whoa, every freakin' year christmas sucks Christmas sucks Christmas sucks Christmas sucks Hey! hey! hey! Christmas sucks Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Horizon, I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Log In To You, Login To You (another Version), Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, My Voice Is Changing, No Sale/no Store, No Saleno Store, Oh God, Im Santa Claus, Proud T O Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Rippy The Gator, Rocks And Trees, Sam, The Guy From Quincy, Santa Got Arrested, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Scary Ned, Sex, Drugs, And Rrsps, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canadian Crisis Song, The Christmas Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Hockey Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy