Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Christmas Turkey Blues    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Christmas Turkey Blues Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Christmas Turkey Blues Theme ID: 31053 Album: N/A Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz santa clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears You don't deserve a damn thing You're not even cute and your attitude stinks It must suck to be you Nobody likes you so what can you do You think you got problems kid, you think you got strife But come each december do you fear for your life Oh well, i'm your turkey, baby, so your troubles are small Now i'm stuffed on your table, i'm a tasty butterball Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues If you got your necked ripped out then you'd have them too Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too Let's take a walk! gobble, gobble baby! You sir, you look like heck Didn't you get your christmas bonus cheque Or maybe your woman left you Ripped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it too Is that why you're reeking of gin You look disheveled and there's drool on your chin You thought that this love would last But she said, "merry christmas, baby" and she booted your ass Well that's tough for you mister, too bad about your ordeal How about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you feel I don't get to yank no bones or make me a wish It won't be long 'til i'm just some scraps on your dish Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too I've got the christmas turkey blues You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues Oh, you know what it's like having the christmas turkey blues, baby? I tell you -- hey, what are you doing with that axe? Oh no, oh no, oh no, baby, no! Well, now that i'm here on your plate, what do you want? You want some white meat or some dark meat, leg, breast, or thigh? Hey, you ought to see my giblet you know Oh, oh, oh! Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues Wouldn't you just rather have some ham, or how about some chicken... Related Lyrics Random lyrics: I Am Cow!!!!, I Want To Look Like Arnold, Jesus Brother Bob, Johnny Came Home Headless, Kill The Dog Next Door, Killer Robots From Venus, Let There Be Guns, Lets Go Bowling, Log In To You, Login To You (another Version), Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts, Losing Hair Under God, Malcolm, Mounted Animal Nature Trail, My Voice Is Changing, No Sale/no Store, No Saleno Store, Oh God, Im Santa Claus, Proud T O Be A Banker, Proud To Be Canadian, Rippy The Gator, Rocks And Trees, Sam, The Guy From Quincy, Santa Got Arrested, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Scary Ned, Sex, Drugs, And Rrsps, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canadian Crisis Song, The Christmas Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Hockey Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, A Man Has Needs, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy