Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Oh God, Im Santa Claus    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Oh God, Im Santa Claus Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Oh God, Im Santa Claus Theme ID: 31081 Album: N/A Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into my brain reality seeps Look all around me, can't believe what i see These little short people are surrounding me I've got a white beard, a suit made of red My soul becomes filled with a keen sense of dread Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Hop out of bed, kick an elf in the chest What an awful way to awake from a rest "santa, oh, santa," the little gnomes cheer "you shouldn't be nasty at this time of year!" "what do you mean?" i say in a rage "and what are you doing with those big burlap bags?" The elves they do roar, "why their full of toys For you to deliver to the good girls and boys." Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Resigned to my fate, i load up the sleigh Harness the reindeer and get under way It's nippy up here in the cool arctic sky Good thing i remembered that bottle of rye Flying over rooftops, throwing out toys Hopefully crushing those good girls and boys Like a bad dream, i pray for release Please let this hellish existence be ceased! Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus Oh god, i'm santa claus From this nightmare i finally awake My brain is on fire, my hands they do shake But wait, they're not hands, they're cute little paws I'm the easter bunny, i'm not santa claus! Oh god, i'm the easter bunny Oh god, i 'm easter bunny Oh god, i'm easter bunny Oh god, i'm easter bunny Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Steel Drivin Man, The Ballad Of Dan, The Canadian Crisis Song, The Christmas Song, The Credit Song, The Fishing Song, The Gaelic Song, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Hockey Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, A Man Has Needs, Big Fat Road Manager, Boy Band, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy