Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Santa Got Arrested    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Santa Got Arrested Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Santa Got Arrested Theme ID: 31087 Album: N/A There won't be any presents this christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year The elves haven't built any thing 'cause santa got arrested Last christmas day Police got calls on 911 About a red-suited man who weighed a ton There was a clear trail of evidence pointing north This was the seventh time it happened on december 24th The mounties reached the north pole They found it was outside their jurisdiction They called up interpol, the finnish police To facilitate the suspect's extradition They knocked on the door of a well-marked shop With a warrant for the owner's apprehension Then santa got arrested Christmas day Santa was charged with b&e His council advised he plead guilty There was footage of the crime running on tv And photographs of little children sitting on his knee The judge expressed concern about the risk of recidivism His sentence was commuted He got a bond of nonassociation with the elves And his reindeer licence was suspended He says he's giving up all of his former life And now he wants to be a dental assistant 'cause santa got arrested Santa got arrested Santa got arrested Last christmas day Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Gaelic Song, The Happy Happy Birthday Song, The Hockey Song, The Last Saskatchewan Pirate, The Last Sensitive Cowboy, The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, A Man Has Needs, Big Fat Road Manager, Boy Band, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy