Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Steel Drivin Man    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Steel Drivin Man Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Steel Drivin Man Theme ID: 31092 Album: N/A Special guest vocalist, mike's dad: bob mccormick (mike's dad appears courtesy of mike's mom) There once was a time when the country was wide. a time before cars and planes and minivans. so, to move things from one place to the other, the railroad was built. but it just didn't up and bui Self. nope, it was built by the railroad men. and among these men was a man among men among men among men among men among men, a man as tall as the sky and as wide as the land. a man who could l Ack faster than anyone else could run. a man with the strength of ten men. his name was john henry, and i'm not gonna sing about him. no, i'm gonna sing about a lesser know figure, one who doesn Serve a song. a man as lazy as a thousand men. a man who could barely raise his own body off the ground. a man who was barely a man at all. his name was mike mccormick. Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man He'd get up in the morning to hammer in them spikes Unless he'd been up drinking the previous night Or if his bones weren't feeling right Or if it looked like it was going to rain He had a tendency of being late for work And everyone around thought he was a jerk He'd take long breaks and say his back was hurt Then he'd have a drink to ease the pain Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Mike's dad: mike! mike! get up, mike! Mike: what, what is it? Mike's dad: get up, it's time to go to work. Mike: awww, already? Mike's dad: well, don't you want to hammer in them spikes? Mike: no. Mike's dad: oh. His arms were like twigs and his legs were like straws His hands were like a baby's bum they were so soft He'd wheeze and moan and whine and cough Then go home and take a little nap He never got fired cuz he was the boss' son He just hung around and bothered everyone Never drove a spike, not a single one Though now and then he'd give a tap Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Mike's dad: mike! mike! mike! Mike: what? what is it? Mike's dad: they say they got a big machine that they say can drive in nails faster than any man alive. Mike: sounds like a good idea. Mike's dad: no! no! no! Mike: yeah, it'll work faster. Mike's dad: you don't understand! you see, it's gonna cost us all our jobs. you, mike mccormick, gotta prove 'em wrong! Mike: okay. So he took his hammer and hammered one time (ow!) He took his hammer and hammered two times (oh, jeez!) He took his hammer and hammered three times (ohhh!) Then he got crushed by a meteor and died Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Who never really gave a damn Only thing he worked on was his tan Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man Mike mccormick was a steel drivin' man (steel drivin' maaaan) Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Mountie Song, The Same Christmas Cake, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, A Man Has Needs, Big Fat Road Manager, Boy Band, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy