Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - The Ballad Of Dan    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> The Ballad Of Dan Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: The Ballad Of Dan Theme ID: 31093 Album: N/A I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but i don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail i am the king On doors i knock and on bells i ring Always sure that i will get the sale 'cause i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line i make them sign Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The door swings wide and i sense my prey Ready to fall victim to my pitch I tell him all about the plan With all of its inherent benefits If you lose an arm it's a thousand bucks Lose both of them and get twice as much And if you should die, well then, bless your luck You'll just be raking in the cash 'cause i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line i make them sign Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! The sucker signs, the deed is done It's time for me to get back on the road A lonely man out on the land Where the wind can blow so cold I ride into the setting sun With the knowledge of a job well done But i can't rest until everyone Has become properly insured 'cause i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally And on the dotted line i make them sign Hi-de-hey (hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey, hi-de-hey) hey! Yes, i am dan the insurance salesman In a beat-up chevrolet i do ride I rope them in and tie them up and bind them legally For on the dotted line i make them sign Related Lyrics Random lyrics: The Same Christmas Cake, Things Are Looking Bad For Santa, Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, A Man Has Needs, Big Fat Road Manager, Boy Band, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Partout La Mme, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy