Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - The Christmas Song    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> The Christmas Song Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: The Christmas Song Theme ID: 31095 Album: N/A The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big smiles They all try to act nice for a while Then george calls his in-laws vile Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! George has been drinking a lot He just can't keep out of the sauce He says his wife's been screwing her boss Christmas, christmas is here! Margaret throws her food in his face People are hungry, it's really a waste Then she screams, "how does that taste?" Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! George picks up the carving knife Weilds it around and starts to slice Henry cocks his shotgun twice Christmas, christmas is here! Henry says, "hey, what's the deal? Just sit down and finish your meal Or i'll pump you full of steel!" Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! Police arrive just after eight Responding to a noise complaint Open the door, what a grisly fate Christmas, christmas is here! Fa la la and deck the halls Blood was spattered on the walls Merry christmas, one and all! Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! Always at one time of the year When everyone's problems disappear And everyone smiles from ear to ear Christmas, christmas is here! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Tokyo Love Song, Tv Weather Guy, Vincent The Christmas Virus, Waiting To Sell Out, William Shakespeares In My Cat, Winnebago, Wongs Chinese Buffet, A Man Has Needs, Big Fat Road Manager, Boy Band, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Partout La Mme, Quelques Gouttes Suffisent, Sexe, Pouvoir Et Biftons, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy