Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - The Last Sensitive Cowboy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> The Last Sensitive Cowboy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: The Last Sensitive Cowboy Theme ID: 31102 Album: N/A When you hear that i'm a cowboy and i work the cattle trail You probably assume i'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me down, i don't wanna hang around I've just about had enough (had enough) You see, i like a cup of espresso And i like to read my people magazine I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs And say they don't like that shade of green Oh no, it's true I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do Oh no, it's kinda strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range Well i try to eat a healthy balanced diet But they all eat their brown beans from the can They all have to smoke about six packs a day You'd think they was the marlboro man (*gasp* smooth *cough*) And they don't like to go to see the opera On friday nights when they get paid And they don't help me bring in the hanging plants Every time there's a native american raid Oh no, it's true I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do Oh no, it's kinda strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range Cowboy life sure is different these days. why brand yer cattle when you can just use bovine psychology? why have a gunfight when there are so many good paralegals out there? nobody drinks and bu Cks any more. besides, we're all switchin' over to eatin' salt-reduced tofu jerky. and if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin' an effective sunblock. Oh no, it's true I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do Oh no, it's kinda strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on... Oh no, it's true I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do Oh no, it's kinda strange I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range Related Lyrics Random lyrics: A Man Has Needs, Big Fat Road Manager, Boy Band, Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Partout La Mme, Quelques Gouttes Suffisent, Sexe, Pouvoir Et Biftons, Un Monde Parfait, Une Affaire De Famille, Une Saison Blanche Et Sche, Carnal Ways To Recreate The Heart, Dust And Guilt, Elegant And Perverse, Looking To Nothing, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy