Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Theme ID: 31105 Album: N/A When christmas rolls around santa's in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap You would not believe the bills for the heat Santa stands to lose everything he owns If he defaults on yet another of his loans Things are looking bad for santa He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts Things are looking bad for santa If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce He hires an accountant to come and advise The accountant says that he has been unwise Even if the costs were cut down drastically It's still hard to make money giving things away for free Santa claus decides to wipe the slate clean Lays off half the elves and buys modern machines Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock He gets a lot for rudolf from ripley's believe it or not Things are looking bad for santa He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing Things are looking bad for santa Misses claus has left him and the elves are picketing Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go! Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go! (he's gotta go!) Santa's had enough, he locks the elves outside Butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides Sells his shop to disney and leaves the north pole To go find cheaper labour down in mexico Feliz navidad (ho ho ho ) Feliz navidad (ho ho ho ) Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad (another margarita, senorita) Feliz navidad (have you been a good girl this year?) Feliz navidad (here's a couple of extra pesos) Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad Ho ho ho! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Carrot Juice Is Murder, Celine Dion, Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Partout La Mme, Quelques Gouttes Suffisent, Sexe, Pouvoir Et Biftons, Un Monde Parfait, Une Affaire De Famille, Une Saison Blanche Et Sche, Carnal Ways To Recreate The Heart, Dust And Guilt, Elegant And Perverse, Looking To Nothing, Maddening Disdain, Return, Seven Whispers Fell Silent, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy