Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - Tv Weather Guy    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> Tv Weather Guy Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: Tv Weather Guy Theme ID: 31107 Album: N/A My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d. My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky But i am the most famous, i'm a tv weather guy He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy They said that i'm not qualified to be on the tv Don't know celsius from fahrenheit so i just say degrees I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies And end up being right more than the guy on channel five He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy On saturdays i must be out of bed by five a.m. Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens Greeting all the viewers with a "hi-hi-hip-hello!" 'cause it's the day i have to host a kiddie cartoon show He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry He's a lousy clown but a good tv weather guy They said that i'm not cute enough to be an anchorman Not tough enough for sports and for the arts i was too bland But i know that some day i will reach my tv goal When i guest star on baywatch or 90210 'til then i'll smile at the camera and tell a little joke He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy He's got a steady income as a tv weather guy! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Christmas Is Almost Here, I Am Cow, Jesus Brother Bob, Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Partout La Mme, Quelques Gouttes Suffisent, Sexe, Pouvoir Et Biftons, Un Monde Parfait, Une Affaire De Famille, Une Saison Blanche Et Sche, Carnal Ways To Recreate The Heart, Dust And Guilt, Elegant And Perverse, Looking To Nothing, Maddening Disdain, Return, Seven Whispers Fell Silent, The Face Of My Innocence, The Sadistic Motives Behind Bereavement Letters, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy