Song Lyrics Arrogant Worms, The - William Shakespeares In My Cat    [Lyrics & Song Text Archive] lyrics archive>> A>> Arrogant Worms, The Singer Lyrics [Arrogant Worms, The other resources]>> William Shakespeares In My Cat Song Lyrics Author/Artist/Singer: Arrogant Worms, The Music Title/Track: William Shakespeares In My Cat Theme ID: 31110 Album: N/A I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now i'm forced into some reconsideration 'cause something's happened to my cat That deserves some explanation William shakespeare's in my cat My kitty is the bard He used to be a playwright Now he's digging up the yard He's still a cat in most respects He likes to meow and purr But now i introduce him as the cat That wrote richard the third I took him to see phantom He said it was quite nice But he can't go see miss saigon Until he kills some mice (until he kills some mice) William shakespeare's in my cat It sometimes seems so deep The guy who wrote twelfth night Chews on my socks while i'm asleep I'm really quite impressed I own the cat who wrote macbeth But if something's rotten in this state It's just his fishy breath 'cause he wrote romeo and juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet And gettin' neutered by the vet He got his paws caught in a net Then he said to be or not to meeeow! William shakespeare's in my cat He rarely ever talks He makes his loudest statements Standing in the litter box He sleeps on all my shelves And throws my books about the house It doesn't sound like prose When he bats his squeaky mouse Sam beckett's plays are witty, Same thing for bernard shaw, Oscar wilde is pretty, But none of them have paws (none of them have paws) William shakespeare's in my cat He chases bits of fluff John milton's in my goldfish But i never liked his stuff I'm thinking that franz kafka Really came back as a bug And i hope andrew lloyd webber Will stay underneath my rug 'cause he wrote romeo and juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet And gettin' neutered by the vet He got his paws caught in a net Then he said to be or not to meeeow! Take it, trevor! (trevor's solo on what sounds like a jew's-harp-style instrument) He wrote romeo and juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet And gettin' neutered by the vet He got his paws caught in a net Then he said to be or not to meeeow! Related Lyrics Random lyrics: Let There Be Guns, Log In To You, Malcolm, Me Like Hockey, Rippy The Gator, Santas Gonna Kick Your Ass, Great To Be A Nerd, Heimlich Maneuver, Johnny Came Home Headless, Rocks and Trees, Scary Ned, Sponges, Steel Drivin Man, Winnebago, Contigo, Cuando Estoy Lejos De Ti, Cuentame, El Desquite, El Rogon, Entregame Tu Amor, Evitame La Pena, Huele A Peligro, Media Naranja, Perdon aPor Que, Perfume De Gardenias, Que Me Vas A Dar, Suata (Version Radio), Chrysanthmes, Ils Mappellent, Je Boxe Avec Les Mots, Jour 2 Tonnerre, La Rue Tobserve, Partout La Mme, Quelques Gouttes Suffisent, Sexe, Pouvoir Et Biftons, Un Monde Parfait, Une Affaire De Famille, Une Saison Blanche Et Sche, Carnal Ways To Recreate The Heart, Dust And Guilt, Elegant And Perverse, Looking To Nothing, Maddening Disdain, Return, Seven Whispers Fell Silent, The Face Of My Innocence, The Sadistic Motives Behind Bereavement Letters, Wholly Night, Worship Depraved, Avoid The Sun, Other Arrogant Worms, The song Lyrics Christmas Blues Lyrics A Man Has Needs Lyrics A Night On Dildo Lyrics A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo Lyrics Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics Billy, The Themepark Shark Lyrics Canadas Really Big Lyrics Car Full Of Pain Lyrics Carrot Juice Is Murder Lyrics Celine Dion Lyrics Christmas Hangover Lyrics ...Show All Other Artists Arrolladora Banda El Limon La Lyrics Arsenik Lyrics Arsis Lyrics Arson Lyrics Arsonists Lyrics Art Lyrics Art Company Lyrics Art Garfunkel Lyrics Art Mooney Lyrics Art Mooney and Barry Gordon Lyrics All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners and are strictly for educational purposes only. lyricstrue.net Copyright © 2005-2007 All Rights Reserved., , Privacy policy